Originally Posted by onion
Do what I did with this costume, attach a 3 foot tall dummy to the front of your outfit so it looks like he's blowing you. (I used a black string tied around his neck that went around my hips. Pretty much invisible.)
Won a costume contest with this.
There are going to be kids at the party, even if theyÂ´re going to be in a separate room.
And I donÂ´t know anybody, theyÂ´re all my new girlfriendÂ´s workmates.
Every parent would be like