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post #331 of 399
I make black suits for the IB market.
post #332 of 399
i sell industrial waste accounts for WM. glorious. when i was a kid i thought at this age I would be a rockstar. Nope. hehe
post #333 of 399
Tropical male exotic dancer, of course.
post #334 of 399
Accoutant for a large corporation, managing the accounting side in their manufacturing subsiduary.

Popular question I get at cocktail parties when they ask me what my profession is, "Hey, I've got a tax question." My response, "Well great, I know a fantastic tax accountant." *blank stares*
post #335 of 399
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Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.



Took me a minute but
post #336 of 399
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My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

great post
post #337 of 399
I am Project Controls Engineer (support to a Project Manager) at a DOE National Lab. Interesting stuff at times, other times just a job to pay the bills. A campus type atmosphere with lots of PhD scientist that are more interested in function over form. Basically minimal to no style around here!
post #338 of 399
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I am Project Controls Engineer (support to a Project Manager) at a DOE National Lab. Interesting stuff at times, other times just a job to pay the bills. A campus type atmosphere with lots of PhD scientist that are more interested in function over form. Basically minimal to no style around here!

Interesting time to be in that field I would imagine. A lot of new technologies abound.

I work around a lot of engineers to them I am "GQ" guy...
post #339 of 399
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I am Project Controls Engineer (support to a Project Manager) at a DOE National Lab. Interesting stuff at times, other times just a job to pay the bills. A campus type atmosphere with lots of PhD scientist that are more interested in function over form. Basically minimal to no style around here!
I'm guessing it's either LANL or Sandia? I spent a summer at LANL -- Los Alamos is a great town!
post #340 of 399
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Interesting time to be in that field I would imagine. A lot of new technologies abound.

I work around a lot of engineers to them I am "GQ" guy...

Are you sure the GQ nickname is about the fashion magazine?

Gentle queer or Georgous queen could be options..
post #341 of 399
Shit, I didn't think of that...
post #342 of 399
As my name suggests, I'm actually an opera singer.

It's a pretty broad title for how I actually make a living; suffice it to say that I whore my genetic freak of a voice out to opera companies, symphonies, churches and temples.
post #343 of 399
I spent my life trying to make my mother happy, even going to medical school in the process. When that didn't work either (due to the fact that I didn't go to an ivy-league school, or become a world-famous brain surgeon, or discover the cure for AIDS), I just gave the fuck up.

Now I just sit around doing nothing.
post #344 of 399
post #345 of 399
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Originally Posted by Trompe le Monde View Post
My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

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