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post #16 of 30
10/15/09 at 11:13pm
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Originally Posted by imageWIS View Post
Beat me to it. Bastard.

You've been gone a while...Someone had to pick up the slack!
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post #17 of 30
10/15/09 at 11:16pm
Looks fake.
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post #18 of 30
10/15/09 at 11:21pm
I think he dropped his car keys by that stack of Budweiser cases..
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post #19 of 30
10/15/09 at 11:30pm
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Originally Posted by unjung View Post
Please explain to me, in plain English, why those three sober guys didn't pick his ass up and dump him outside, pronto?
Just guessin' here, but back when I worked in a liquor store on college we'd see guys like this all the time, and when they showed up in that condition they'd usually already pissed or shit themselves. Once watched a guy stand in front of the beer fridge swaying. Watched him for a couple of seconds, hoping he didn't fall over into the display behind him and knock over the Boones -- stuff stank to high heaven and was a sticky bitch to clean up. As he swayed, a pool of piss began to form on the front of his pants and onto the floor. Needless to say, I didn't feel that inclined to escort him out.
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post #20 of 30
10/16/09 at 12:31am
he's not the drunkest guy i've ever seen, but he may be the funniest the drunkest guys i've ever seen were of the light-me-on-fire-i-won't-feel-a-thing-comatose, throwing-up-while-passed-out, about-to-die-of-alcohol-poisoning drunk variety. gotta love college i guess if he's the one going on a beer run, he was the most sober one among his drinking buddies?
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post #21 of 30
10/16/09 at 1:32am
Inner ear infection
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post #22 of 30
10/16/09 at 2:05am
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Originally Posted by daft View Post
It has to be said. This guy was fucking determined. He could've just said, "No, I've had enough" and just pass out but he had it in him to get more.

+1. I'm thinking either determined as balls. Or speed.

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Looks fake.

Disagree.
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post #23 of 30
10/16/09 at 2:26am
http://www.break.com/usercontent/200...ad-209403.html
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post #24 of 30
10/16/09 at 2:38am
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post #25 of 30
10/16/09 at 3:15am
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Originally Posted by HRoi View Post
i guess if he's the one going on a beer run, he was the most sober one among his drinking buddies?

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post #26 of 30
10/16/09 at 4:03am
That dude is just a human Bender, he needed alcohol to keep him going. He wasn't drunk.
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post #27 of 30
10/16/09 at 7:31am
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That dude is just a human Bender, he needed alcohol to keep him going. He wasn't drunk.

Well, to be a human Bender and in that condition he would have to be blind stinking sober.

Also, my election for drunkest guy I have ever seen
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post #28 of 30
10/16/09 at 10:14am
Didn't you know that a human Bender is much fatter than that and says "woooooooooo!"?
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post #29 of 30
10/16/09 at 10:57am
Pretty Fu'd. Looks like he might have had an underlying neurological condition?

As far as early morning drunkeness goes: the guy had most likely been going for awhile (i.e. through the night), but not necesaarily. A couple of years ago I was in a morning rush hour fender bender. As the cop filled out his paperwork he casually remarked how much he liked these 'clean' accidents, and that "it was nice that you guys are sober". I asked him what % of 8 a.m. accidents involved alcohol, and he just shook his head and sighed "you'd be surprised".
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post #30 of 30
10/16/09 at 11:29am
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Didn't you know that a human Bender is much fatter than that and says "woooooooooo!"?

Most of that was air escaping his folds of fat
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