Originally Posted by Joel_Cairo
I'll raise you an Alta, Norway (google it. its 400 miles above the arctic circle, baby).
Sorry bud, you lose. I'm holding an Alert Station, AK, in late January, early February. I've been to some seriously cold places. But at Alert Station, if you don't go fast, your piss will congeal in your dick as it's coming out. I've heard it's even colder inland, in the middle of Nunavut. I do not ever want to be there in winter.
Been to Alta, btw, but in July. Drank until 3 pm became noon again