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post #16 of 30
I hope matt won't mind me stealing his phrase, but "people are really fucking retarded."

These reader polls are always skewed and awful; I mean, movie polls always end up with Transformers or whatever Transformer-esque film is out that year being up near the top, reader polls end up with Rand and Hubbard near the top. Music polls get Brittney and the latest Hilary Duff album.

I tend to ignore these kinds of polls, just like I tend to turn down the radio when NPR shows I like say, "Okay, let's take another caller!"
post #17 of 30
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Originally Posted by rach2jlc View Post
I hope matt won't mind me stealing his phrase, but "people are really fucking retarded."

It's all yours. Be forewarned, that I have taken some heat for saying that. In fact, the erstwhile Rotten Banana asked me how I was qualified to utter such a thing.
post #18 of 30
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It's all yours. Be forewarned, that I have taken some heat for saying that. In fact, the erstwhile Rotten Banana asked me how I was qualified to utter such a thing.
Well, to be honest, in my field, "retarded" is just not a word we use. Nevertheless, there are times when the PC-patrol at work and in society gets to the point that you just stop caring and say what you want. This is one of those times. Seeing that many Hubbard books on there, I simply can't think of another word to call them. Even leaving aside that he was batshit crazy, Hubbard was a shit writer. I tried to drudge through a book, just to be "objective," and couldn't. It was awful. Worse than awful.
post #19 of 30
Their last poll had v. similar results. The same e-fanaticism that nearly brought on the Ron Paulocost. Edit: Oops. Old list is old.
post #20 of 30
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Well, to be honest, in my field, "retarded" is just not a word we use. Nevertheless, there are times when the PC-patrol at work and in society gets to the point that you just stop caring and say what you want. This is one of those times. Seeing that many Hubbard books on there, I simply can't think of another word to call them. Even leaving aside that he was batshit crazy, Hubbard was a shit writer. I tried to drudge through a book, just to be "objective," and couldn't. It was awful. Worse than awful.
I have a retarded/autistic brother, so I feel that I have taken the word back. My wife, on the other hand, is in the developmental disability field, and she uses it a lot, obviously correctly, and gets funny looks when people catch only one word of what she is saying. She also uses FLK (funny looking kid) which is apparently the technical term for a child who has that look in their eye.
post #21 of 30
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I have a retarded/autistic brother, so I feel that I have taken the word back. My wife, on the other hand, is in the developmental disability field, and she uses it a lot, obviously correctly, and gets funny looks when people catch only one word of what she is saying. She also uses FLK (funny looking kid) which is apparently the technical term for a child who has that look in their eye.

I don't know - it would be hard to choose between being normal or being the retarded brother of Matt.
post #22 of 30
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Originally Posted by iammatt View Post
I have a retarded/autistic brother, so I feel that I have taken the word back. My wife, on the other hand, is in the developmental disability field, and she uses it a lot, obviously correctly, and gets funny looks when people catch only one word of what she is saying. She also uses FLK (funny looking kid) which is apparently the technical term for a child who has that look in their eye.
Old timers back home in KY refer to somebody as looking kinda "funny" if they have that sort of sparkle in their eye. Until I moved to Yankee land for college, I thought I must be a comedian.
post #23 of 30
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I went to get my teeth cleaned yesterday. The dental hygienist asked me if I smoked and used dental floss, I told her I smoked heavily and was rather lazy when it came to flossing. She stood aback, laughed and was like "you're one of the only patient I had who actually answered those truthfully". I had the same conversation w. the dentist. She found me funny the whole time (I tend to have that effect for some reason) but the point is that people are such fucking meek retards that they actually lie to their dental hygienists/dentist about how they treat their teeth because they're scared of their judgment. Can you guys believe that shit? I gotta go to a doctor about my coughing and be like "I don't smoke, never drink, eat healthy and do sports everyday", just to see his face.
post #24 of 30
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Hmmm. not objective enough.

http://www.videosift.com/video/The-S...en-s-Sleepover
post #25 of 30
I can't read
post #26 of 30
"Hubbardistanians" just made me laugh in real life.

Sad to say, he's a GWU Alumni. Good thing we have Rachel Zoe to make us look better.
post #27 of 30
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Big Brutha is watching.

Who gave you the right to say brutha?
post #28 of 30
No The Catcher in the Rye = fail
post #29 of 30
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1.\tATLAS SHRUGGED by Ayn Rand
2.\tTHE FOUNTAINHEAD by Ayn Rand
3.\tBATTLEFIELD EARTH by L. Ron Hubbard
4.\tTHE LORD OF THE RINGS by J.R.R. Tolkien
5.\tTO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD by Harper Lee
6.\t1984 by George Orwell
7.\tANTHEM by Ayn Rand
8.\tWE THE LIVING by Ayn Rand
9.\tMISSION EARTH by L. Ron Hubbard
10.\tFEAR by L. Ron Hubbard

That list is way too high-brow for my tastes.
post #30 of 30
no this is some bullshit...don quixote is the best novel ever written
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