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post #1 of 17
10/13/09 at 5:35pm
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Gotta love a grumpy old guy:

http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays

lefty
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post #2 of 17
10/13/09 at 5:48pm
Best site I've seen in ages.

Thanks for the lulz.
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post #3 of 17
10/13/09 at 5:51pm
ROFL those are hilarious.

"You're being fucking dramatic. You own a TV and an air mattress. That's not exactly what I'd call "a lot to lose."

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post #4 of 17
10/13/09 at 5:55pm
"It's just a fucking june bug, calm down. Jesus Christ, what happens when something bigger than a testicle attacks you?"

this is too good...I'm sitting here at work just cracking up to myself but I can't stop reading these...
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post #5 of 17
10/13/09 at 5:59pm
These quotes are very good, but I'm wondering if someone is just making them up.
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post #6 of 17
10/13/09 at 6:00pm
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Originally Posted by spertia View Post
These quotes are very good, but I'm wondering if someone is just making them up.
Cracking up. If someone's making them up, he should have a job as a comedy writer.
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post #7 of 17
10/13/09 at 6:07pm
There's no way this much gold comes from one old man. I'll be using this one.
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"Sometimes life leaves a hundred dollar bill on your dresser, and you don't realize until later that it's because it fucked you."
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post #8 of 17
10/13/09 at 6:07pm
This is actually pretty profound advice:

"That woman was sexy...Out of your league? Son. Let women figure out why they won't screw you, don't do it for them."
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post #9 of 17
10/13/09 at 6:09pm
bwahaha....some of this sounds like the shit my own dad told me
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post #10 of 17
10/13/09 at 8:34pm
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"I'm having a Makers Mark, you want one? What? 7up? I ain't mixing fucking makers with 7up. Might as well put a lil' fucking umbrella in it"
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post #11 of 17
10/13/09 at 8:46pm
Goddamit. I haven't been on twitter yet and you made me change that. Awesome find.
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post #12 of 17
10/15/09 at 8:15pm
Twitter is a waste of time, but that feed is enough to get me on it again. Good find.
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post #13 of 17
10/15/09 at 8:25pm
"A scar ain't 13 god damned stitches. I'll introduce you to men with REAL scars, then we'll all laugh at your fucking 13 stitches together." Nothing more true than this one: "The universe does not give a fuck about you. You are a speck in its shit."
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post #14 of 17
10/15/09 at 9:49pm
this shit is gold

"I wanted to see Detroit win. I've been there. It's like God took a shit on a parking lot. They deserve some good news."
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post #15 of 17
11/21/09 at 10:54am
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This will no doubt suck the life out of it, but good for the kid.

http://www.thrfeed.com/2009/11/twitt...s-tv-deal.html

lefty
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