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post #1 of 36
10/13/09 at 2:28pm
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So I recently decided to stop seeing a girl after only a few dates because of the way her kiss tastes. The other night I walked her to her car after dinner and we kissed for a bit and as I closed her door I decided I've had enough! She didn't have bad breath, her teeth were very white and clean, she frequently chewed gum but something just wasn't right. It wasn't a terribly offensive taste, just sort of like a permanent taste of stale coffee or something along those lines. Anyone experience anything similar?
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post #2 of 36
10/13/09 at 2:30pm
she was probably giving some dude a BJ right before seeing you.
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post #3 of 36
10/13/09 at 2:34pm
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she was probably giving some dude a BJ right before seeing you.

+1 only logical reason
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post #4 of 36
10/13/09 at 2:42pm
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+1 only logical reason
+1, and she swallowed but, on the bright side, she swallows
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post #5 of 36
10/13/09 at 2:43pm
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So I recently decided to stop seeing a girl after only a few dates because of the way her kiss tastes.

The other night I walked her to her car after dinner and we kissed for a bit and as I closed her door I decided I've had enough!

She didn't have bad breath, her teeth were very white and clean, she frequently chewed gum but something just wasn't right. It wasn't a terribly offense taste, just sort of like a permanent taste of stale coffee or something along those lines.

Anyone experience anything similar?

yesssss. no idea what it is, also i can't stand girls with chapped lips
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post #6 of 36
10/13/09 at 2:43pm
LOL, Brett, could you not foresee the replies?

Surprised none of you above went for the A2M PoV.
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post #7 of 36
10/13/09 at 2:45pm
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LOL, Brett, could you not foresee the replies?

Surprised none of you above went for the A2M PoV.

had he started in DT, the responses would have been more in that vein.
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post #8 of 36
10/13/09 at 3:19pm
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had he started in DT, Mafoo's responses would have been more in that [Penis] vein.

FTFY
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post #9 of 36
10/13/09 at 3:24pm
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LOL, Brett, could you not foresee the replies?


only when weighing the consequences between posting here and in DT

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she was probably giving some dude a BJ right before seeing you.

Well, she did take an exceptionally long time in the restaurant bathroom, and the waiter seemed awfully happy!
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post #10 of 36
10/13/09 at 3:45pm
She needs to brush her tounge, the sides and roof of her mouth.
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post #11 of 36
10/13/09 at 3:56pm
I can't find the study in the 15 seconds I've allotted myself, but there was one where people smelled the shirts of random other study participants and some were repulsed from each other, as if pheromones were telling them they shouldn't breed. (The same shirts were rated attractive/okay by others, so it wasn't just stinkyness). My point being, you made out with your cousin.
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post #12 of 36
10/13/09 at 5:51pm
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I can't find the study in the 15 seconds I've allotted myself, but there was one where people smelled the shirts of random other study participants and some were repulsed from each other, as if pheromones were telling them they shouldn't breed. (The same shirts were rated attractive/okay by others, so it wasn't just stinkyness). My point being, you made out with your cousin.
Excellent point.
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post #13 of 36
10/13/09 at 6:26pm
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I can't find the study in the 15 seconds I've allotted myself, but there was one where people smelled the shirts of random other study participants and some were repulsed from each other, as if pheromones were telling them they shouldn't breed. (The same shirts were rated attractive/okay by others, so it wasn't just stinkyness).

My point being, you made out with your cousin.

Hahaha! Best post i've read in awhile.
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post #14 of 36
10/13/09 at 7:46pm
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I can't find the study in the 15 seconds I've allotted myself, but there was one where people smelled the shirts of random other study participants and some were repulsed from each other, as if pheromones were telling them they shouldn't breed. (The same shirts were rated attractive/okay by others, so it wasn't just stinkyness).

My point being, you made out with your cousin.

Fuuuuuck... if it was just my cousin I wouldn't feel so bad. This chick was a blond c-cup with a psych PhD who was (I'm guessing) clearing upwards of $300k a year. Rather than preventing inbreeding, I fear my pheromones are preventing me from marrying into success.
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post #15 of 36
10/13/09 at 7:58pm
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Fuuuuuck... if it was just my cousin I wouldn't feel so bad. This chick was a blond c-cup with a psych PhD who was (I'm guessing) clearing upwards of $300k a year. Rather than preventing inbreeding, I fear my pheromones are preventing me from marrying into success.

Kids these days. Back in my the good old days, here's what you'd do:

1. Marry her. Fast.
2. Remember that happy waiter? There are these people called private investigators. Hire one.
3. Buy many bespoke suits&shoes with settlement.

What are you? Swimming in gorgeous, rich, smart girls so deep you feel like you're drowning, and if you didn't disqualify a few for odd-tasting kisses, you'd sink like someone trying to sell ugly Gucci loafers on B&S? I'm just saying, at least find a poor, fat cousin to hook her up with or something, so someone can appreciate all the positives, because it's clear you're going to die alone and unhappy.
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