May I suggest Nair? I have yet to plumb the depths of my anus with it, but it does wonders on my heinie. I reckon it'll serve your turn, although a quick consultation with the pharmacist and local chaplain shall further avail you. By the way, the hair on the rectum is too rarefied to act as sufficient muffler. Arrant noise cancellation can be attained with duct tape or a stray cat carcass or essentially any small animal with a diameter of at least 3 centimeters: adjust animal size in accordance with diet.
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10/12/09 at 3:32am
