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Where's the milk? I'm not getting any milk.

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9/30/09 at 12:51am
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http://www.boingboing.net/2009/09/29...y-for-s-1.html

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"A Pennsylvania judge ruled that a police officer who orally violated five calves was not guilty of animal cruelty, pointing out that it was impossible to know whether the young cows were "tormented" or "puzzled," or even irritated that the policeman's penis was not actually food. "If the cow had the cognitive ability to form thought and speak," reflected Judge James Moreley, "Would it say, 'Where's the milk? I'm not getting any milk.'"
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post #2 of 3
9/30/09 at 1:00am
What a country!
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post #3 of 3
9/30/09 at 3:08am
Some of the comments on boing boing are gold...

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the same could be said for a human child, or a severely mentally handicapped one. does that make it okay in the eyes of this judge?

how dissapointed does the following guy sound?
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Cruel or not, it's a highly unusual ruling, and one the average person in that situation couldn't count on getting.

this comment made me laugh:
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"If the cow had the cognitive ability to form thought and speak, Would it say, 'Where's the milk? I'm not getting any milk.'"

See, if epistemology professors framed their questions on the nature of consciousness around the question of what a cow thinks when it's sucking cock, they'd get way better class attendance.


Apparently the dude is up for three counts of sexual assault on three young girls...
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/nati...lia_for_s.html
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