Small Problem

Don't worry pictures are not forthcoming. The sluice of derision may be overrun. I have a small penis. Before you criticize me for broaching this bawdry topic, put yourself in my tighty-whities and ask yourself whom you would faster seek for solace: a group of strangers (potentially worldly) while protected by the shroud of anonymity or a relative, a close friend, or a therapist via vis-a-vis. It's just too humiliating to take the latter path. And the penis is just another physical attribute, albeit mistress to mind like none another: wars are wrought and genocide wreaked because the perpetrator was penilely plagued. I don't overcompensate in either way, but I have become something of an atheist. I knew I was in for it in high school. A few sexually knowing girls in my art class were prating amongst themselves, "doesn't Michelangelo's David have the smallest penis you've ever seen." I had no inclination to chime in, "uh..no, I'm greeted by that penis every morning, before and after stepping into the shower." Granted, my penis aspires to something less modest at times (still much to be desired), but my little guy bears an unfortunate resemblance to a classical sculpture when flaccid. In these times of remarkable technological advancement, nothing can be done to increase the size of a penis, nor does any time machine exist to take one back to an era when small penises were more aesthetically appealing. I find most of the literature online denying the importance of penis size to be utter dreck. They say the average penis ranges from 5-7 inches, failing to acknowledge the substantial difference between both ends of the range. Moreoever, most of the time they don't even make mention of girth, as if it does not pertain to size. But enough of that, I don't want to go into details. Besides, there are worse afflictions in life. I guess it's vexing that all chemistry with a girl can be destroyed by the mere glimpse of a tiny erection. A few ignored phones calls is all it takes for a girl not have to deal with a small penis anymore, but the possessor must bear it his entire life.