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Ever have to pretend you are drunk?

post #1 of 33
9/28/09 at 11:16pm
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A few nights ago, I went out to a party with a girl I met about a month ago. We were both drinking and all. We go back to her dorm, and I randomly say "I've got an idea. Let's have sex." She said no. Next day I acted like nothing happened, and she was acting weird towards me. So I asked her what was wrong, so she explained my "silly request." I was completely sober, but I had to say I was drunk so she wouldnt think I am a jerk.
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post #2 of 33
9/28/09 at 11:18pm
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Originally Posted by Modern Gatsby View Post
A few nights ago, I went out to a party with a girl I met about a month ago. We were both drinking and all. We go back to her dorm, and I randomly say "I've got an idea. Let's have sex." She said no. Next day I acted like nothing happened, and she was acting weird towards me. So I asked her what was wrong, so she explained my "silly request." I was completely sober, but I had to say I was drunk so she wouldnt think I am a jerk.

I smell epic potential.
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post #3 of 33
9/28/09 at 11:19pm
But you are a jerk. Seriously, pretending your drunk is kind of a jackass thing to do. That being said, I can understand it being a necessity to keep things from being weird between you two.
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post #4 of 33
9/28/09 at 11:20pm
duh.

Never, ever directly ask a girl to have sex. She'll say no. Even if she wants to, she'll say no.

Heard of "making moves"? That'll work. Go slow. Escalate.

But never say, "Hey, let's have sex... what do you think?".

She'll say no.
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post #5 of 33
9/28/09 at 11:21pm
I like this troll. Good lulz.
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post #6 of 33
9/28/09 at 11:24pm
you're not a jerk, you're just creepy.
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post #7 of 33
9/28/09 at 11:28pm
Im in ur dorm, raypin u while sobur
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post #8 of 33
9/28/09 at 11:29pm
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Originally Posted by Connemara View Post
Im in ur dorm, raypin u while sobur

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post #9 of 33
9/28/09 at 11:30pm
I spend a lot more time pretending I'm sober.
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post #10 of 33
9/28/09 at 11:30pm
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Originally Posted by hossoso View Post
I spend a lot more time pretending I'm sober.

^This^
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post #11 of 33
9/28/09 at 11:31pm
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Originally Posted by hossoso View Post
I spend a lot more time pretending I'm sober.
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^This^
+2
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post #12 of 33
9/28/09 at 11:32pm
I need another double rye
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post #13 of 33
9/28/09 at 11:33pm
I'm taking it easy tonight. Just a pint of Guinness Extra Stout.
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post #14 of 33
9/28/09 at 11:34pm
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Originally Posted by Connemara View Post
I'm taking it easy tonight. Just a pint of Guinness Extra Stout.

I'd say you're a pussy, but I respect Guinness too much.
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post #15 of 33
9/28/09 at 11:34pm
Tonight is not one of my allowed nights

Another pleasure, robbed from me.
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