Originally Posted by Vintage Gent
Having tangled with roving gangs of vicious marmots before, I know the Lebowski animal was no marmot. It was a ferret.
i'm the opposite, i'd never heard of a marmot before, but over here in the UK ferrets are quite the working class pet - use them to flush rabbits out of their burrows and stuff. we've got weasels and stoats as well - all very the wind in the willows toot-toot.
that reminds me of a joke: how can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat? a weasel's weasely recognisable, a stoat's stoataly different....aaaahahahahahahaha
hey, what was this thread again? oh yeah, functioning when drunk, well. i'm british, pissed (lowenbrau oktoberfestbier since you ask) and talking utter shit, so draw conclusions at your leisure.