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post #31 of 37
12/6/09 at 3:41pm
Caffeine alone increases peristalsis, so speeds up whatever business is already brewing.

Coffee has the double whammy of caffeine and a mild irritant, so things get a going toot-sweet.

Fiber makes you regular, coffee makes you prompt.
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post #32 of 37
12/6/09 at 3:53pm
I took two tremendous dumps this morning. Breathtaking, really.
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post #33 of 37
12/6/09 at 4:43pm
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Originally Posted by TGPlastic View Post
When first you realize that you have to poop don't go! It's best to hold for a few hours until you start crowning.

haha "prairie dog" it!
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post #34 of 37
12/6/09 at 5:11pm
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Originally Posted by Connemara View Post
I took two tremendous dumps this morning. Breathtaking, really.

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post #35 of 37
12/6/09 at 10:56pm
Earlier today I dropped a huge leaner at the grocery store. It was peaking out of the water by a good three inches. For a brief moment I thought I would leave it for the next guy to admire. But then I decided to send it on. Psylium husk makes miracles.
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post #36 of 37
12/8/09 at 1:54pm
the caffeine is a stimulant that speeds up your metabolism. That's why people take diet pills with so much caffeine, it makes you shit more
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post #37 of 37
12/8/09 at 8:58pm
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Originally Posted by MCsommerreid View Post
Fiber makes you regular, coffee makes you prompt.

I wrote this down.
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