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post #1 of 21
9/24/09 at 2:49am
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I don't know anything on how a typical cold or flu feels like but if you guys could possibly help me out to figure whats wrong it would help a ton.
so had a basic stuffy nose and my cough went away so I felt great, but about 4 hours ago something hit me really hard, I can hardly move, controlling my body is difficult, my face and arms are really hot, also I feel like vomiting when I drink something.
The only thing I've had really to eat and drink in the past 5 hours, is water, a Tylenol, and a little bit of soda.
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post #2 of 21
9/24/09 at 2:51am
trust me. you dont want sf's peanut gallery to diagnose your illness
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post #3 of 21
9/24/09 at 2:52am
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Originally Posted by Seanallen View Post
I don't know anything on how a typical cold or flu feels like but if you guys could possibly help me out to figure whats wrong it would help a ton.
so had a basic stuffy nose and my cough went away so I felt great, but about 4 hours ago something hit me really hard, I can hardly move, controlling my body is difficult, my face and arms are really hot, also I feel like vomiting when I drink something.
The only thing I've had really to eat and drink in the past 5 hours, is water, a Tylenol, and a little bit of soda.

Go see a freakin' doctor!
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post #4 of 21
9/24/09 at 2:53am
H1N1 for sure bro.

But seriously, since you've just asked for help diagnosing yourself, I'll go as far as to say that I've experienced those sorts of things before and a good night's sleep, perhaps with a sick day, plenty of orange juice, Kleenex, Mentholatum and Tylenol cleared it up pretty quickly.
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post #5 of 21
9/24/09 at 3:00am
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Alright then, I'm just going to head to the hospital right now.
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post #6 of 21
9/24/09 at 8:46am
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Originally Posted by Seanallen View Post
Alright then, I'm just going to head to the hospital right now.

So what did the doctor say? Hope you are feeling better.
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post #7 of 21
9/24/09 at 12:04pm
One thing I know for sure...

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post #8 of 21
9/24/09 at 12:30pm
sounds like late stage HIV.
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post #9 of 21
9/24/09 at 12:34pm
omfg, you poor bastard. how old were you going to be next birthday?
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post #10 of 21
9/24/09 at 12:37pm
Legionnaire's Disease. Have you been cavorting with French soldiers in Algeria?
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post #11 of 21
9/24/09 at 12:46pm
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Originally Posted by rach2jlc View Post
Legionnaire's Disease. Have you been cavorting with French soldiers in Algeria?

That's not how it got its name.
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post #12 of 21
9/24/09 at 12:56pm
After reviewing your symptoms and consulting with my colleagues, we have come to the conclusion that you have Munchausen by proxy. You see, we (the internet) are the ones that are making you sick so that we can get sympathy from others.
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post #13 of 21
9/24/09 at 1:01pm
My e-diagnosis is that you have a chronic interwebz dependency.

oh, wait - that's me.
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post #14 of 21
9/24/09 at 1:03pm
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That's not how it got its name.

Of course not; I just think it's a great name for a disease. I also like Rickett's and Rheumatism, but I tend to use those more often.

So, for this fellow, his diagnosis is French colonial soldier derived Legionnaire's.
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post #15 of 21
9/24/09 at 4:30pm
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Haha, I don't really remember posting this last night, I was so Dizzy, its H1N1 though.
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