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post #1 of 28
9/22/09 at 12:46am
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Completely mediocre, but who gives a shit.

I was not completely on board the Megan Fox train, but holy shit. When she's just got on a boy shorts for a few minutes, the teenage dudes a few rows back let out audible gasps. She's got thighs that could crush your head.
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post #2 of 28
9/22/09 at 12:52am
Is the dialogue Juno-esque?
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post #3 of 28
9/22/09 at 12:53am
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It's either trying to be a parody of Heathers, or wants to be the new Heathers - Fox speaks in made-up slang and catchphrases for 2/3 of her dialogue.
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post #4 of 28
9/22/09 at 1:11am
Hadn't heard about the movie, so checked the Wikipedia entry for it. The plot is worth a read... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jennifer's_Body
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post #5 of 28
9/22/09 at 9:28am
this thread needs to die and so does megan.
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post #6 of 28
9/22/09 at 9:29am
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Originally Posted by Mauro View Post
this thread needs to die and so does megan.

+1. Just watch some porn guys.
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post #7 of 28
9/22/09 at 12:47pm
On Conan she said she's 5'4". Took her down a notch in my book.
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post #8 of 28
9/22/09 at 12:56pm
I love tiny petite girls with good racks. If only I could be so lucky...Wait, I am.
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post #9 of 28
9/22/09 at 3:01pm
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Originally Posted by Johnny_5 View Post
I love tiny petite girls with good racks. If only I could be so lucky...Wait, I am.

what do you mean, you're a tiny petite girl with a good rack?
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post #10 of 28
9/22/09 at 3:05pm
10lbs of makeup = hot ?

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post #11 of 28
9/22/09 at 3:12pm
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Originally Posted by BrettChaotix View Post
10lbs of makeup = hot ?


Blegh. How do any of you guys find this attractive???

Her co-star in the movie, on the other hand, is absolutely gorgeous:

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post #12 of 28
9/22/09 at 4:09pm
Come on, guys! If you want to get your rocks off, just be honest about it and watch some porn!
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post #13 of 28
9/22/09 at 4:31pm
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Originally Posted by Teacher View Post
Come on, guys! If you want to get your rocks off, just be honest about it and watch some porn!

The problem with porn stars is that they typically look like porn stars. Why anyone would want to watch someone who looks like a porn star, but who isn't doing anything pornographic, is beyond me.
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post #14 of 28
9/22/09 at 4:37pm
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Originally Posted by mafoofan View Post
The problem with porn stars is that they typically look like porn stars. Why anyone would want to watch someone who looks like a porn star, but who isn't doing anything pornographic, is beyond me.

QFT
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post #15 of 28
9/22/09 at 4:44pm
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Like I said, never got the Fox-train before but she looks better in the movie than I've seen. Not so porn-y, just pretty with a killer bod.

There was nothing else playing that looked good, so this was something of a last resort.
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