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My home has been assaulted wuth me inside!!!

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This morning, 10 am I was sleeping and my beach villa in the Mediterranean coast has been assaulted by a marroquian. The back door was forced and I was listening noises on another door 5 meters from my bed. Must me the wind. Oh God, the door is bended and some sun is entering! I thought bulgarians,rumanians or algerians/marroquians or south americans, they are assaulting a lot in my country, 75% of the prisoners are from there ( no racist, is the true). I woke up, pressed the alarm,called the police, opened the windows and went to the upper terrace, a marroquian I saw!!! I my area which is wealthy, lots of 911, jags ( like mine) etc are parked that people is always around. My family doesn´t want to sleep here any more. I have no fear on letting him some lead jarabe but not my family to see me in prison. Here the laws are so lefty that if you beat,kill,reduce etc the thief you pay with thousands of euros or prison. This is not the states. The land of freedom. I live in the land of thieves aproved by the government. Thanks
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+1000000000000 and1
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You should keep a samurai sword in the house.
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Originally Posted by AntiHero84 View Post
You should keep a samurai sword in the house.

then he would pay thousands of euros or prison, obviouslyyyy
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I my are which is wealthy, lots of 911, jags ( like mine) etc are parked that people is always around.


new sig?
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Have you been assaulted.....deep.....inside? Regards. PS. Is there sand in the Rollex?
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I my are which is wealthy, lots of 911, jags ( like mine) etc are parked that people is always around.


new sig?

mine is bettar.
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if i had a dollar for every algerian who broke into my villa....
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Is there sand in the Rollex?

Regards.

no, just a dust with some teeth.
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How can you be sure it wasn't a Jew?
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How can you be sure it wasn't a Jew?

Take your pic: smell and profile.
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( no racist, is the true).





Wait, why does he thank us at the end?
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you can never be sure it wasn't a jew...
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Be wary of the jew-claw.
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