Getting to the elevator at the end of the hall, having it being 2 floors above and going down as you press the 'down' button, getting in elevator with like 5 of your hottest neighbors for an 8 floor ride, and then getting outside and being able to hail a cab that gets to the curb right as you do, and having the cab driver not be an asshole. This happens to me about 10% of my days, so I guess it's not a bad average. It's just that the other 90% can be
