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post #16 of 18
9/12/09 at 7:06pm
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Originally Posted by unjung View Post
I went to a house party last night. There was a girl there who shared some common interests, but her eyes were too close together, and her mouth resembled that of a lamprey, so I did not pursue.

Okay, so her interocular distance is too narrow, but what was her ear/nose length ratio like?
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post #17 of 18
9/13/09 at 12:36pm
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Originally Posted by quevola View Post
No upside here - she just considers you "one of the girls" and you'll never get the booty

Maybe she has latent lesbian desires...
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post #18 of 18
9/13/09 at 12:39pm
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Originally Posted by Tokyo Slim View Post
Why do we need this thread? We already HAVE a Connemara.

Literally, my first thought upon seeing this thread. I looked at the OP and thought "hey, I was almost sure it was going to be from Conne"
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