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post #1 of 18
9/11/09 at 10:41pm
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This is just an FYI. Three separate girls I tried to line up to do something with me/date this weekend and now I am at best going to have a beer with one girl and seven of her friends tomorrow afternoon after I do alone the outdoor excursion I had been planning on doing with either of two of the girls.

The only upside is that all seven friends are girls.

This is not the first time I've gone from many to one. And it's always because I try to have more than one. You can't have your cake and eat her out too.
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post #2 of 18
9/12/09 at 12:04am
dont get sucker'd into being the gentleman and footing the bill for the party. quite commonplace with the chickies in shanghai.
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post #3 of 18
9/12/09 at 1:31am
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The only upside is that all seven friends are girls.


Thats not an upside dude. They're there for protection.

dl
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post #4 of 18
9/12/09 at 8:27am
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Thats not an upside dude. They're there for protection.

dl

+1. You've got isolate and dominate.
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post #5 of 18
9/12/09 at 1:27pm
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This is just an FYI. Three separate girls I tried to line up to do something with me/date this weekend and now I am at best going to have a beer with one girl and seven of her friends tomorrow afternoon after I do alone the outdoor excursion I had been planning on doing with either of two of the girls.

The only upside is that all seven friends are girls.

This is not the first time I've gone from many to one. And it's always because I try to have more than one. You can't have your cake and eat her out too.

Is this Jack Ryan?
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post #6 of 18
9/12/09 at 1:36pm
You wanted/planned 3. Now you have 8.
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post #7 of 18
9/12/09 at 2:48pm
Seduce and destroy my friend.
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post #8 of 18
9/12/09 at 2:49pm
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Seduce and destroy my friend.

Respect. The Cock.
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post #9 of 18
9/12/09 at 2:55pm
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I am at best going to have a beer with one girl and seven of her friends tomorrow afternoon The only upside is that all seven friends are girls.
Oh my... I feel so sorry for you, m'friend. Feel free to read the thread "Prof. Fab in Hell" for moral support and advice of what to do in such an awful situation.
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post #10 of 18
9/12/09 at 3:31pm
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I went to a house party last night. There was a girl there who shared some common interests, but her eyes were too close together, and her mouth resembled that of a lamprey, so I did not pursue. Tonight I will attend another party where there will be at least one girl who is an 8.
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post #11 of 18
9/12/09 at 3:41pm
yea, that's what I did back in the days, got slightly smarter after that,

p.s. can you at least drag couple dudes into this 8 girls business, nothing is going to happen if it's 8 on 1 (in most cases anyway).
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post #12 of 18
9/12/09 at 3:41pm
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I went to a house party last night. There was a girl there who shared some common interests, but her eyes were too close together, and her mouth resembled that of a lamprey, so I did not pursue. Tonight I will attend another party where there will be at least one girl who is an 8.

My sincere advise
1. drink more
2. lower your standard

in that order
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post #13 of 18
9/12/09 at 4:15pm
Why do we need this thread? We already HAVE a Connemara.
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post #14 of 18
9/12/09 at 4:18pm
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Why do we need this thread? We already HAVE a Connemara.

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post #15 of 18
9/12/09 at 4:24pm
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Originally Posted by unjung View Post
This is just an FYI. Three separate girls I tried to line up to do something with me/date this weekend and now I am at best going to have a beer with one girl and seven of her friends tomorrow afternoon after I do alone the outdoor excursion I had been planning on doing with either of two of the girls.

The only upside is that all seven friends are girls.

This is not the first time I've gone from many to one. And it's always because I try to have more than one. You can't have your cake and eat her out too.

No upside here - she just considers you "one of the girls" and you'll never get the booty
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