New HM Bateman caption thread

1) With apologies to Captain Beefheart:
Old Farts at Play

2) Man on left: "I'm trying to recall when I could last look down and see my willy."
Man on right realizes with shock that he's never been able to look down and see his.

3) Man on right: "Look, my cigar smoke looks like a Brancusi."
Man on left: "Mine looks like a Miro."

4) Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, but a good woman is a broad.

5) Man on right: "This is a gentleman's club."
Man on left: "Funny, I've never seen him here."

I have one, but it's a teeny weeny bit un-PC.

As part of "The Man Who" series:

The man who did not know the proper way of smoking a cigar and was snickered at by a waiter.

The man who first learned that his major holding had just dropped 150 points as his was enjoying a Davidoff Grand Cru No. 1.

Or

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, and sometimes an unfortunate phallic symbol.

Is it a George Carlin joke? That's what I first thought of.

Vaclav and Horace relaxing at the club, after a mellow afternoon in the beer garden.

"Honestly, Reg, if one wants to wear a black suit for business, I don't really have an objection. Of course, it's not entirely appropriate, and that person might have a hard go of it at our firm come promotion time...wait a moment...that new waiter...what's his name...I think I just caught him looking at my package. I shall now nonchalantly cross my legs."