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Who is the most socially awkward person you have met?

post #1 of 43
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My girlfriend is a don for our university and she just told me there was this guy who was harrasing two girls that lived on her floor that she managed. He got their facebooks and then started to mass message them online and phone/text the constantly with numbers he did not directly obtain from them. He then proceeds to follow them around and then at 1am gain entrance to their res building which needs a key to get in, find out their rooms, and bang on their doors.

For me I was just in this room listening to two profs give a talk about the putnam math contest when this guy yanks at me, tells me to sit in this chair while holding back laughter, then laughing hysterically when this other guy cames back and tells me I'm in his chair. I felt like that was something a six year old would do...

Ahhh wakward nerdy froshies (orientation week this week). Who else has stories to share?
post #2 of 43
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My girlfriend is a don for our university and she just told me there was this guy who was harrasing two girls that lived on her floor that she managed. He got their facebooks and then started to mass message them online and phone/text the constantly with numbers he did not directly obtain from them. He then proceeds to follow them around and then at 1am gain entrance to their res building which needs a key to get in, find out their rooms, and bang on their doors.

For me I was just in this room listening to two profs give a talk about the putnam math contest when this guy yanks at me, tells me to sit in this chair while holding back laughter, then laughing hysterically when this other guy cames back and tells me I'm in his chair. I felt like that was something a six year old would do...

Ahhh wakward nerdy froshies (orientation week this week). Who else has stories to share?

Howe dide u git unto a uniyversite? Youare grammer and sssppellling is whorible.
post #3 of 43
maybe he's in math.. compsci.. engineering. lots of tuff disciplines where you don't teh good english skillz.
post #4 of 43
Eye hope/theanks heas just ddrunks.
post #5 of 43
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Originally Posted by wagthesam View Post
My girlfriend is a don for our university and she just told me there was this guy who was harrasing two girls that lived on her floor that she managed. He got their facebooks and then started to mass message them online and phone/text the constantly with numbers he did not directly obtain from them. He then proceeds to follow them around and then at 1am gain entrance to their res building which needs a key to get in, find out their rooms, and bang on their doors.

For me I was just in this room listening to two profs give a talk about the putnam math contest when this guy yanks at me, tells me to sit in this chair while holding back laughter, then laughing hysterically when this other guy cames back and tells me I'm in his chair. I felt like that was something a six year old would do...

Ahhh wakward nerdy froshies (orientation week this week). Who else has stories to share?

I would say that this is more than social awkwardness. The other guy just needs a cup of hot coffee poured down his shirt. It will go a long way toward curing him of jacking with people he doesnt know.
post #6 of 43
Earlier this evening I heard a man attempt to compliment a woman buy saying, "I couldn't tell you were a woman until I got right up close, but wow you're hot!"
post #7 of 43
read some of taguts posts....awkwaaaaard
post #8 of 43
my wife's ex bf who i ran into on vacation. is terrified of me and borderline retarded socially. sci-fi geek who loves comics.
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my wife's ex bf who i ran into on vacation. is terrified of me and borderline retarded socially. sci-fi geek who loves comics.
How do you run into yourself on vacation?
post #10 of 43
^yeah, i like those but i am macho and awesome as fuck in all other ways.
post #11 of 43
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I haven't written a paper in two years... i want to do some lit classes but that would kill my gpa at this point

Also there was this guy who befriended a female friend of mine. He then proceeds to write about her on his blog about how they are perfect for each other and how much he loves her.
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my wife's ex bf who i ran into on vacation. is terrified of me and borderline retarded socially. sci-fi geek who loves comics.

sounds like she's got great taste in men.
post #13 of 43
i once sort of knew this guy who was a closet homo and couldn't really get along with anyone in real life. he was from new york and fancied himself a policy wonk but went to some crappy university for meatheads in ohio. he was such a dork he couldn't even hook it up with this big chunker he took to lunch at panera and then there was this even bigger girl but i don't think he got anywhere with her either. as a result of his failures he was forced to spend most of his time online building a fake persona for himself on this gay website where he had like 25,000 posts.
post #14 of 43
I went to school with a mouth-breather who's idea of a pick-up line was to ask women if they would mate with them. He later somehow wrangled a job temporarily in the legislature where I heard from reliable sources that he would regularly fall asleep or make sexist remarks at meetings. He was fired and last I heard he was busted for shipping a loaded gun through the postal system to himself. Frighteningly I also discovered he used to post on AAAC. No joke.
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i once sort of knew this guy who was a closet homo and couldn't really get along with anyone in real life. he was from new york and fancied himself a policy wonk but went to some crappy university for meatheads in ohio. he was such a dork he couldn't even hook it up with this big chunker he took to lunch at panera and then there was this even bigger girl but i don't think he got anywhere with her either. as a result of his failures he was forced to spend most of his time online building a fake persona for himself on this gay website where he had like 25,000 posts.
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I went to school with a mouth-breather who's idea of a pick-up line was to ask women if they would mate with them. He later somehow wrangled a job temporarily in the legislature where I heard from reliable sources that he would regularly fall asleep or make sexist remarks at meetings. He was fired and last I heard he was busted for shipping a loaded gun through the postal system to himself.

Frighteningly I also discovered he used to post on AAAC. No joke.




Haha. Was there a round in the chamber? I've never heard of anything so stupid.
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