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going to my design director's bachelor party saturday

Nil

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Originally Posted by thekunk07
naked stripper paintball would be next level.


If I remember correctly, one enterprising visionary had a service that was exactly that. You got to chase down naked (or at least scantily clad) buxom women and shoot them with paintball guns.
 

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Originally Posted by MetroStyles
I get handjobs from lesbians for free.

Just to clarify, I meant two or more lesbians at the same time. And handjobs don't count.
 

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Originally Posted by m@T
oh I went to one in Phuket where the boys rented a villa, it had 10 bedrooms, and 30 hookers moved in.

They were having poolside ******* contests.....5 boys sitting there dangling their legs in the pool with scorecards as the girls moved along in a row.

I did not partake. I am simply an ideas man.

We also nearly blew up a restaurant (twice) playing with fireworks in Koh Samui at a mate's Japanese Schoolgirl bachelor party. That was pretty insane....this ******* roman candle thing just went flying from us at the beach into this restaurant that opened on to the sand....it was like 7 feet off the ground, so it went whizzing in like a foot over everyone's head, hit the back wall and went BOOM.

We are standing at the other end of the smoke trail looking very guilty and in complete shock...when my old roommate looked up, broke the ice and said 'let's do that again'


I hope that if you're coordinating, you keep the best for yourself with strict instructions that she doesn't touch anyone else at the gig.
 

GQgeek

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Originally Posted by Nil
If I remember correctly, one enterprising visionary had a service that was exactly that. You got to chase down naked (or at least scantily clad) buxom women and shoot them with paintball guns.

I guess if you get wood from chicks that are covered in bruises, that would be fun.
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Originally Posted by thekunk07
i dunno about watching a friend get his *********** before she moves on to me....

This is why you must make sure to be first in line.
 

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Originally Posted by m@T
I share your scruples. I did not partake.

Of course you would say that now.

Originally Posted by GQgeek
Just to clarify, I meant two or more lesbians at the same time. And handjobs don't count.

So wait, you are now setting rules about what counts when you pay for sex?

K
 

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Originally Posted by GQgeek
You only get this excited because you got stuck with kids at a young age. I can pay for white lesbians and I actually get to participate.
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+100

Good job sir.
 

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yeah, ok...I did sick things you guys couldn't imagined. oats were sewn well before children.
 

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i just hope there's a piss tasting.
 

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Originally Posted by edmorel
you guys all disgust me. Women are not simply sex objects!!!!

You're right. They also cook and clean, make babies, and if you're lucky, don't spend too much of your money. In RJ's case they also pontificate, but that is not the norm, and should not be expected.
 

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Originally Posted by GQgeek
...In RJ's case they also pontificate, but that is not the norm, and should not be expected.

nor encouraged.
 

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