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going to my design director's bachelor party saturday

post #1 of 34
9/9/09 at 11:14pm
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black lesbian sex show!
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post #2 of 34
9/9/09 at 11:51pm
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you guys are unbelievable.
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post #3 of 34
9/9/09 at 11:53pm
wait, you have a design director that's gettin married.....to a woman?


weird. but 2 hot black chix gettin down sounds promising. report back w/ details....and video.
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post #4 of 34
9/9/09 at 11:55pm
You only get this excited because you got stuck with kids at a young age. I can pay for white lesbians and I actually get to participate.
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post #5 of 34
9/9/09 at 11:57pm
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there are white chicks coming to.
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post #6 of 34
9/10/09 at 12:00am
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Originally Posted by GQgeek View Post
You only get this excited because you got stuck with kids at a young age. I can pay for white lesbians and I actually get to participate.

I get handjobs from lesbians for free.
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post #7 of 34
9/10/09 at 12:00am
I am the god of bachelor parties. I should start a company throwing them.
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post #8 of 34
9/10/09 at 12:01am
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i impregnate lesbian's anuses for free.
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post #9 of 34
9/10/09 at 12:07am
just remember, the key to the bachelor party is to have good, wholesome, but slightly irreverent boy fun in the daytime. This way, when asked later, you have plenty to talk about, and all the women you are telling about it will chuckle, say 'boys will be boys' and you never need to get to any of the stories about what came later. We went shooting, dirtbiking and go karting last time. Paintball is a good one too (especially if you play capture the flag and use a small hooker as a flag)...anything like that. An Indian mate of mine is getting married early next year...we are looking at doing another Cambodia trip (I'm calling it Sampuchea)...after delivering a weekend no one will ever forget at Jimbodia, I have once again been appointed coordinator.
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post #10 of 34
9/10/09 at 12:09am
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naked stripper paintball would be next level.

one of our married friends got blown by and fucked a stripper at one of the bachelor parties and we were all pretty ashamed of him.
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post #11 of 34
9/10/09 at 12:10am
matt write the book about planning bachelor parties im serious you WILL get rich
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post #12 of 34
9/10/09 at 12:10am
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website idea. hmmm....
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post #13 of 34
9/10/09 at 12:15am
oh I went to one in Phuket where the boys rented a villa, it had 10 bedrooms, and 30 hookers moved in. They were having poolside blowjob contests.....5 boys sitting there dangling their legs in the pool with scorecards as the girls moved along in a row. I did not partake. I am simply an ideas man. We also nearly blew up a restaurant (twice) playing with fireworks in Koh Samui at a mate's Japanese Schoolgirl bachelor party. That was pretty insane....this fucking roman candle thing just went flying from us at the beach into this restaurant that opened on to the sand....it was like 7 feet off the ground, so it went whizzing in like a foot over everyone's head, hit the back wall and went BOOM. We are standing at the other end of the smoke trail looking very guilty and in complete shock...when my old roommate looked up, broke the ice and said 'let's do that again'
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post #14 of 34
9/10/09 at 12:15am
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i dunno about watching a friend get his dick sucked before she moves on to me....
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post #15 of 34
9/10/09 at 12:20am
I share your scruples. I did not partake.
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