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Originally Posted by
redcaimen 
I once saw a guy wearing a baseball cap with plastic replica dog shit on the bill. I think that the store he purchased this delightfull item from was probably not catering to a high falutin clientele. The clerk may very well have had a goatee. Also, I think wearing sunglasses indoors is lower class than wearing a goatee. Or maybe its just insufferably retarded. I suppose there is a difference.
There was a dude in starbucks who sat inside for about an hour, wearing mirrored aviators. I think he actually had a goatee too, and all he was doing was looking around. WTF.
It was creepy as hell.