Being a douche...

VKK3450 · Aug 28, 2009

Sometimes I like being a douche.

I'll pop that collar.

I drink vodka and red bull because it gets me fucked up and keeps me partying.

I call people "brah", because they are my brahs.

I wear sunglasses at night because I had them on all day and cant be bothered to take them home (and it also allows me to look at girls **** without them noticing).

I'll smoke a cigar, in my underwear, while taking a dump and drinking an ice cold beer.

I give a **** about making money.

I objectify women.

I belittle other men.

Do you deny being a douche?

K

Big Pun · Aug 28, 2009

Originally Posted by VKK3450

Sometimes I like being a douche.

I give a **** about making money.

I objectify women.

I belittle other men.

Do you deny being a douche?

K

I do these. I'm kind of a douche but everyone thinks I'm hilarious so i can get away with it.

Thomas · Aug 28, 2009

I am selectively douchey in an earnest do-gooder way. I am wearing an outlandishly douchey shirt today, though.

Dakota rube · Aug 28, 2009

Originally Posted by Thomas

I am wearing an outlandishly douchey shirt today, though.

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I am wearing this ^ t-shirt today. Does that act "” in itself "” make me douchey? Or is it merely icing on the cake?

JonHecht · Aug 28, 2009

You lost me when you said that you pop your collar.

Alter · Aug 28, 2009

Originally Posted by JonHecht

You lost me when you said that you pop your collar.

+1. I actually shuddered when he said he pops his collar.

BDC2823 · Aug 28, 2009

Originally Posted by VKK3450

I'll smoke a cigar, in my underwear, while taking a dump and drinking an ice cold beer.

This is not supposed to be my Sunday morning ritual?

kwilkinson · Aug 28, 2009

This is why we're soulmates, K. We're both too douchey to not get along.

nootje · Aug 29, 2009

Originally Posted by VKK3450

Sometimes I like being a douche.

I'll pop that collar.
check, at times..

I wear sunglasses at night because I had them on all day and cant be bothered to take them home (and it also allows me to look at girls **** without them noticing).

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I'll smoke a cigar, in my underwear, while taking a dump and drinking an ice cold beer.

FTW, this allways feels really good

Everybody needs a little bit of douche inside of them

dfagdfsh · Aug 29, 2009

I went to a frat party tonight and could have fucked a sorority chick but didn't

Warren G. · Aug 29, 2009

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nootje · Aug 29, 2009

Originally Posted by Teger

I went to a frat party tonight and could have fucked a sorority chick but didn't

thats not douche, thats fail...

MetroStyles · Aug 29, 2009

I luff you bro,.

ozymandias · Aug 29, 2009

Can we substitute a popped collar for a vintage smoking jacket or a black suit? Styleforum seems like a douchefest all of a sudden.

VKK3450 · Aug 29, 2009

Originally Posted by JonHecht

You lost me when you said that you pop your collar.

Originally Posted by Alter

+1. I actually shuddered when he said he pops his collar.

The popped collar is rare for me, but 4 pints into a daytime outdoor drinking session there is a possibility that ***** is going up.

Some other things:

I was in a fraternity

I own a pair of cargo shorts (rarely worn)

I own and occasionally wear a pair of Kenneth Cole shoes

Not all are exclusively douche, but are not SF approved.

K

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