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post #16 of 28
8/29/09 at 3:44pm
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Originally Posted by VKK3450 View Post
Sometimes I like being a douche.

I'll pop that collar.

I drink vodka and red bull because it gets me fucked up and keeps me partying.

I call people "brah", because they are my brahs.

I wear sunglasses at night because I had them on all day and cant be bothered to take them home (and it also allows me to look at girls tits without them noticing).

I'll smoke a cigar, in my underwear, while taking a dump and drinking an ice cold beer.

I give a fuck about making money.

I objectify women.

I belittle other men.

Do you deny being a douche?

K



Shit cracks me up, I'm sooo used to it.. I was running without sunglasses yesterday and thinking why all the girls were giving me dirty looks, then I realize - FUCK, because they can see me checking them out like a pervert that I am..

But yeah I'm pretty much guilty of all those...
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post #17 of 28
8/29/09 at 3:44pm
ooops double post
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post #18 of 28
8/29/09 at 5:09pm
Before I go out... I pound a couple of beers while I'm in the shower shaving my chest. I picked a school where I could rush for a frat before the first day of classes had even started. My father is my boss. I own a Ferrari hat. No Ferrari. I drink Bacardi and Diet Coke because it keeps me lean and fucked up. I have tattoes in languages I have no interest in learning. My parents bought my car.
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post #19 of 28
8/29/09 at 5:40pm
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Originally Posted by Automated Response View Post
Before I go out... I pound a couple of beers while I'm in the shower shaving my chest.

I picked a school where I could rush for a frat before the first day of classes had even started.

My father is my boss.

I own a Ferrari hat. No Ferrari.

I drink Bacardi and Diet Coke because it keeps me lean and fucked up.

I have tattoes in languages I have no interest in learning.

My parents bought my car.

OP wasn't joking though.
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post #20 of 28
8/29/09 at 6:39pm
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Originally Posted by MetroStyles View Post
OP wasn't joking though.
good Gawd. Faux-douchery.
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post #21 of 28
8/29/09 at 6:57pm
Being a douche gets you a girl...so, I am all for refined douchery
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post #22 of 28
8/29/09 at 6:58pm
I guess I am rushing a frat now
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post #23 of 28
8/29/09 at 6:59pm
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I guess I am rushing a frat now
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post #24 of 28
8/29/09 at 7:11pm
it happens. one day you are hanging out and then the next thing you know..!
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post #25 of 28
8/29/09 at 9:39pm
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by MetroStyles View Post
OP wasn't joking though.

Mostly serious (but only on occasion)

K
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post #26 of 28
8/29/09 at 10:09pm
I shave my chest, in the summer when I'm going to the pool, or whenever I wear a low v-neck t-shirt.

I usually wear a neclace, sometimes a chain.

I have a Kenneth Cole watch and belt.

I have a bazillion hair products and flat-iron my hair.

I'm a fan of huge fake impants, and wish more women would get them.

I'm far too lonely, angsty, and self-aware to be a true douche, however.
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post #27 of 28
8/29/09 at 10:23pm
I say "what's up ladies" and make a little air kiss when looking in the mirror before going out. I shave my balls. If I was in a hurry, I would only clip the two nails on each hand I might use to finger a girl before going out. But this was in college. I shaved my nipples a few times. Now they are fully haired. I also call people brahs and my catch phrase for the last 6 years has been "holla!" I have had more than three Jaeger bombs in the last three weeks. I like to drink until I black out sometimes. I like to bang chicks while blacked out. I drunk text ex-hookups without fail. When drunk I make annoying comments at hot girls passing me on the street, like "Hay baaay baay" I will stare down a woman's tits without sunglasses and not care if she sees me. All of my blazers have condoms in the inside pocket so I don't have to worry about it when choosing what to wear. I use them less than 10% of the time probably.
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post #28 of 28
8/30/09 at 3:08am
I may very well go Greek; yet privately be very disappointed we don't wear blue blazers all the time.
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