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post #1 of 28
8/28/09 at 7:07pm
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Sometimes I like being a douche.

I'll pop that collar.

I drink vodka and red bull because it gets me fucked up and keeps me partying.

I call people "brah", because they are my brahs.

I wear sunglasses at night because I had them on all day and cant be bothered to take them home (and it also allows me to look at girls tits without them noticing).

I'll smoke a cigar, in my underwear, while taking a dump and drinking an ice cold beer.

I give a fuck about making money.

I objectify women.

I belittle other men.

Do you deny being a douche?

K
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post #2 of 28
8/28/09 at 7:10pm
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Originally Posted by VKK3450 View Post
Sometimes I like being a douche.

I give a fuck about making money.

I objectify women.

I belittle other men.

Do you deny being a douche?

K

I do these. I'm kind of a douche but everyone thinks I'm hilarious so i can get away with it.
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post #3 of 28
8/28/09 at 7:12pm
I am selectively douchey in an earnest do-gooder way. I am wearing an outlandishly douchey shirt today, though.
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post #4 of 28
8/28/09 at 7:58pm
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Originally Posted by Thomas View Post
I am wearing an outlandishly douchey shirt today, though.


I am wearing this ^ t-shirt today. Does that act "” in itself "” make me douchey? Or is it merely icing on the cake?
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post #5 of 28
8/28/09 at 8:47pm
You lost me when you said that you pop your collar.
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post #6 of 28
8/28/09 at 8:49pm
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Originally Posted by JonHecht View Post
You lost me when you said that you pop your collar.

+1. I actually shuddered when he said he pops his collar.
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post #7 of 28
8/28/09 at 8:54pm
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Originally Posted by VKK3450 View Post
I'll smoke a cigar, in my underwear, while taking a dump and drinking an ice cold beer.

This is not supposed to be my Sunday morning ritual?
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post #8 of 28
8/28/09 at 10:23pm
This is why we're soulmates, K. We're both too douchey to not get along.
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post #9 of 28
8/29/09 at 3:43am
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Originally Posted by VKK3450 View Post
Sometimes I like being a douche.

I'll pop that collar.
check, at times..
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I wear sunglasses at night because I had them on all day and cant be bothered to take them home (and it also allows me to look at girls tits without them noticing).

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I'll smoke a cigar, in my underwear, while taking a dump and drinking an ice cold beer.
FTW, this allways feels really good




Everybody needs a little bit of douche inside of them
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post #10 of 28
8/29/09 at 3:52am
I went to a frat party tonight and could have fucked a sorority chick but didn't
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post #11 of 28
8/29/09 at 3:57am
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post #12 of 28
8/29/09 at 4:50am
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Originally Posted by Teger View Post
I went to a frat party tonight and could have fucked a sorority chick but didn't

thats not douche, thats fail...
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post #13 of 28
8/29/09 at 4:55am
I luff you bro,.
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post #14 of 28
8/29/09 at 7:02am
Can we substitute a popped collar for a vintage smoking jacket or a black suit? Styleforum seems like a douchefest all of a sudden.
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post #15 of 28
8/29/09 at 7:43am
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Originally Posted by JonHecht View Post
You lost me when you said that you pop your collar.

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Originally Posted by Alter View Post
+1. I actually shuddered when he said he pops his collar.

The popped collar is rare for me, but 4 pints into a daytime outdoor drinking session there is a possibility that bitch is going up.

Some other things:

I was in a fraternity

I own a pair of cargo shorts (rarely worn)

I own and occasionally wear a pair of Kenneth Cole shoes

Not all are exclusively douche, but are not SF approved.

K
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