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How do you meet a girl in a big class?

post #1 of 72
8/27/09 at 1:51am
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So I'm currently taking a huge martial arts class in college (at least 60 people) and there's a girl that's caught my eye. Seemed a little young, but I tried to talk to her as we were walking out of the classroom,. all I could manage was "crazy class eh?" (yeah lame I know). She turned back thinking I was talking to somebody else. When I continued to smile at her and make eye contact, she looked at me and smiled and then looked away without responding and kept walking.

I think I may have been too weird, regardless she seems like sort of the shy type so maybe i scared her. I was thinking about trying to talk to her again next week (our class is every week) by asking her a question like "how do you get to such and such a building?" but maybe I should wait on it.

Anyways any advice on talking to girls in big classes? Somehow I find clubs a lot easier.
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post #2 of 72
8/27/09 at 1:54am
ask her something like, hey so why are you taking this class? do you enjoy the art form of mARTial ARTs! and then talk to her about cock fades or something. thats what we all do.
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post #3 of 72
8/27/09 at 2:09am
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yeah i'm mainly having trouble with the approach. the class is super antisocial, and everybody sticks to themselves so i'm having a hard time thinking up ways to approach her, since we're always standing and doing routines.
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post #4 of 72
8/27/09 at 2:16am
ask her to spar and touch her vagina.
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post #5 of 72
8/27/09 at 2:20am
when someone does something weird, look over at her and gesture and laugh. then at the end of the end of the class approach her and mention it and laugh and then go from there?
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post #6 of 72
8/27/09 at 2:24am
Just bluntly tell the instructor to make her your partner, if it's that type of class.
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post #7 of 72
8/27/09 at 2:25am
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Originally Posted by Teger View Post
when someone does something weird, look over at her and gesture and laugh. then at the end of the end of the class approach her and mention it and laugh and then go from there?

+1
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post #8 of 72
8/27/09 at 2:28am
yeah so when someone does something weird and you look across the class at her and make a face im sure youll look completely normal.
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post #9 of 72
8/27/09 at 2:31am
I am thinking the "When you gonna let me tap that?" line might be just the ticket here.
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post #10 of 72
8/27/09 at 2:34am
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yeah so when someone does something weird and you look across the class at her and make a face im sure youll look completely normal.

Absolutely. Then show up at her house late that night unannounced, say, 1130? Bring flowers and wine.

Are you guys fucking serious? I can't even tell anymore.
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post #11 of 72
8/27/09 at 2:42am
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no partnering unfortunately
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post #12 of 72
8/27/09 at 2:42am
You're in luck. I happen to very good at this, so good in fact that I tour the upper midwest giving one-day seminars on the seduction arts at airport convetion centers. This is on the house: 1) bring attention to yourself. Agment your uniform/kimono with an LED belt buckle, braclets, an aviators cap, and a large pair of binoculars around worn your neck (if she asks what they're for-bingo! you're in!). (In the seduction artist community we call this "parroting") If the aviator's cap doesn't get her 2)Conversation starters I usually sell these, but try "Hey, did you see that fight outside?" (or since it's a martial arts class) "Hey, did you see that fight that just happened at the front of the room?" 3)New name Something exotic, but masculine, and it can only be one word. Get her attention, be memorable and sound mysterious. I go by "Liontamer" (so that's taken, pick your own). 4) put her down, subtley and repeatedly. It's important to break her will, so her self confidance is too low to reject you. This should be easy in a classroom setting, stuff like: "Wow, you're terrible at punching, and it's not even like your boobs are big enough to get in the way." Remember: be mean, and start each putdown with "Wow..." "Wow, why are you taking martial arts? it's not like you're hot enough to have some guy try and assualt you." Now that you've broken her spirit, it's time to reel her in.... WITH MAGIC!!! 5)learn magic I use the ole "hey, where'd your quarter go? it's in your ear!" trick. Once a girl thinks you can conjure up 25-cent pieces on demand just try and keep her off your dick! Now that you have her 6&7)touch her hair a lot, and grab on to her arm. This is comilcated, sciencitifc mating ritual shit, but just tust me, when you touch girls hair a lot, it makes them like you. Then grab their arms, so they won't go. You're welcome if you like what you hear, shoot me a PM, I'll be at the Ramada Inn in Cedar Rapids october 9th.
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post #13 of 72
8/27/09 at 2:42am
Who takes west24 seriously?
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post #14 of 72
8/27/09 at 2:53am
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Who takes west24 seriously?

your mom
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post #15 of 72
8/27/09 at 2:55am
Do a tonya harding manouever on her in the locker room if you find it difficult to gain her attention.
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