Originally Posted by fine leather on my feet
I would definitely not create this thread as a laugh, i am entirely serious
Fair enough, and fine with me to change the gender in an effort to get better responses.
Serious question, then. You've stated that you haven't beaten up the ex yet b/c she's a girl. But you've also stated that you would kill the ex if your girlfriend cheated. Are you serious about both these statements? Do you truly think that you could carry through with the murder if you can't even pop the girl in the mouth? For me, these things are on a continuum. You steal my parking space, I kick your ass, you steal my dog, I cut your throat.
The reason that I ask is that one of your reasons for "knowing" that she isn't cheating on you is that she is afraid that you'd kill the girl. If you really wouldn't follow through, and I can figure it out from across the internet, your girlfriend can probably figure it out too.