My new patriotic shirt!

Isn't that illegal?

Only when worn as an ironic gesture.

Yeeehaw!! Be sure to wear that on any upcoming trips to France.

Well, I'm just saying— because it damn well should be.

Oddly enough, it sort of is. According to the United States Code Title 4, Chapter 1, Section 8d "the flag should never be used as wearing apparel..."

That's actually because all the new flags (Made in China) are fused.

I bought a flag from Darren Beaman and it was way lopsided. Half of the stripes went down farther than the other half.

He was probably trying to make some sort of antiwar statement; I read somewhere he was affiliated with the ACLU.

BTW, I love that shirt. I've got two just like it I bought a couple years back from one of Willie Nelson's roadies (deadstock).

now there is a seller who loves his exclamation marks

That'll go perfectly with my "GIT-R-DONE" trucker hat

Looks like a Garth Brooks (circa 1995) shirt.

Breathtaking!

england.... you made it over here. i thought you would like it. i could actually see milspex rocking that...

That shirt needs a patch: BURN THIS FLAG!