"Yes but I'm afraid I prematurely shot my wad on what was supposed to be a dry run, if you will, so I'm afraid I have something of a mess on my hands"
"... its just that there are so many poorly chosen words in that sentence"
"WHERES TOBIAS?! Oh he's just sharing a romantic horseback ride with Michael Bluth and they're dipping each other in... oh you didnt get any body chocolate."
"... I didn't mean with me. I hate to see you struggle like this in fact why don't you let me ask her for you."
"Oh Michael you really are quite the cupid aren't you? I tell you, you can sing your arrow into my buttocks anytime."
"...k you know what you do? you're gonna buy yourself a tape recorder and you just record yourself for a whole day and you'll be surprised at some of your phrasing"
"Oh butterscotch!! Want a lick?"
Tobias listens to a day's worth of his own words to see what Michael was referring to.
<tape recorder> "Even if it means me taking a chubby. I will suck it up!"
"Nothing wrong with that..."
<tape recorder> "I've been in the film business for awhile, but I just can't seem to get one in the can!"
<tape recorder> "I Wouldn't mind kissing that man between the cheeks, so to speak"
"Oh Tobias, you blowhard!"