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Originally Posted by Flambeur View Post
Monica Belucci you dumbfuck.

MT doesn't even come close.

That's Bellucci you fucking idiot.

And, yes, MT is better.
post #62 of 87
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Originally Posted by Thomas View Post
Well said.

Here's the thing: all I know about Jennifer Aniston is what she shows us in TV and movies. And - thus far - haven't they all been pretty much the same role, over and over and over again? It's as though each time she gets a script it's Rachel 2.0, which is nice (because she's nice to look at) but nothing that gives me sweaty dreams.

And - I don't know how it works for the rest of you but pretty =/= sexy. Nice if you have both of course, but I've known pretty that was not sexy, and I've certainly known sexy but not at all pretty.

Check out a movie called 'Derailed' that she starred in with Clive Owen, circa 2005. Definitely hotter than 'Rachel', but Owen and Vincent Cassel steal the show.

There was a time when I thought Jennifer Aniston was extremely hot, but after Pitt dumped her, all the public whining about her 'feud' Angelina Jolie turned me off - permanently.

I don't care how hot a woman you are, if you're a shallow, whiny, high maintenance, twit I just won't find you all that attractive. But that's just me.
post #63 of 87
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Originally Posted by Flambeur View Post
Monica Belucci you dumbfuck. MT doesn't even come close.
man speaks the truth
post #64 of 87
After seeing The Wrestler, I gotta side Tomei.
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Originally Posted by alessandro44 View Post
That's Bellucci you fucking idiot.

And, yes, MT is better.

I mean, MT is hot, but are you serious?
post #66 of 87
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Originally Posted by tagutcow View Post
Odd, I've heard several guys use Sandra Bullock as an example of a woman who has sex appeal above and beyond her appearance.

Her eyes, smile, body and hair are all nice, but somehow I've always found her almost asexual. I always assumed from the lack of attention she gets that other males thought the same of Miss Bullock.
post #67 of 87
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Originally Posted by tagutcow View Post
Odd, I've heard several guys use Sandra Bullock as an example of a woman who has sex appeal above and beyond her appearance.

The example I would use is Kelly Ripa, who for some reason is 200% hotter than my brain can handle.

Kelly Ripa is crack whore. I can't stand the sound of her voice and couldn't possibly imagine tolerating her long enough to bang her.
post #68 of 87
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Originally Posted by Smartalox View Post
Check out a movie called 'Derailed' that she starred in with Clive Owen, circa 2005. Definitely hotter than 'Rachel',

WTF! You think that Clive Owen is hotter than Jennifer Aniston?
post #69 of 87
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Originally Posted by alessandro44 View Post
I can't think of another 40+ year-old female celebrity who has more sex appeal than Marisa Tomei.

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Originally Posted by Flambeur View Post
Monica Belucci you dumbfuck.

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oh, snap.
post #70 of 87
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Originally Posted by bafield View Post
On a serious note, I'd tap Aniston in a heartbeat. All those who say they wouldn't are either queer, impotent, or smokin' crack.

Or just plain ole Internet Tough Guys.

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Kelly Ripa is crack whore. I can't stand the sound of her voice and couldn't possibly imagine tolerating her long enough to bang her.

I don't know about crack whore, but she doesn't do it for me. Give me JA in that rep tie, a bottle of Mazola and lock the doors, man.
post #71 of 87
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post
Jennifer is a fine looking lady and tans up nicely due to her Greek blood. She's obviously aging well and has always struck me as someone that probably would not be too hard to have a real relationship with.

Joile is just a fucking scary hag now. A crazy, Bobbit menacing hag. However, 15 years ago she was hot and the crazy just added to it, like the insane weekend you spent drunk in Cabo with a girl you just met, that turned out to be a total, completely dehydrate you, type freak. Now she's just sort of a cartoon creature IMO.

+1

Of the two I would date Aniston in a second. Jolie just gives me the creeps.
post #72 of 87
I once had an up-close and personal encounter with Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston in Beechwood Canyon when Pitt stopped to admire my Tosa Dempsey. I think this was in the spring of 2001. My overall impression of Jennifer Anniston was that she was a pretty young woman, probably somewhat above average but certainly not a spectacular beauty. That said, she certainly would have been plenty good enough for me, looks-wise, the best day I ever saw! In contrast to the outgoing Pitt, she seemed aloof and held back from us. In hindsight, I wonder if perhaps she was afraid of the dog. Several men have told me Dempsey was the most intimidating dog they had ever met.
post #73 of 87
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Originally Posted by ld111134 View Post
Here speaketh the ESPN sports columnist Bill Simmons on January 9, 2009:
The Glenn Close/Harry Carson Award for "Most improbable cross-racial/cross-gender lookalike involving a Hollywood actress and an NFL figure"I watched the Colts-Bolts game just a few hours after seeing "Marley and Me" and can confirm the following because I stared at her for two hours on a 60-foot screen: Jennifer Aniston looks like Tony Dungy. I am now convinced this is why Brad Pitt dumped her. He was probably watching a Colts game in HD and got freaked out.
She's a handsome woman. Too bad about that chin..
post #74 of 87
Where are the pics that prove AJ is sooo scary looking?
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Originally Posted by Amorfous View Post
After seeing The Wrestler, I gotta side Tomei.

Check out "Before the Devil Knows You're Dead". Solid movie and only on about the third or fourth time we see Tomei does she have any clothes on. Very impressive for her age.
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