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post #46 of 87
Here speaketh the ESPN sports columnist Bill Simmons on January 9, 2009:

The Glenn Close/Harry Carson Award for "Most improbable cross-racial/cross-gender lookalike involving a Hollywood actress and an NFL figure"I watched the Colts-Bolts game just a few hours after seeing "Marley and Me" and can confirm the following because I stared at her for two hours on a 60-foot screen: Jennifer Aniston looks like Tony Dungy. I am now convinced this is why Brad Pitt dumped her. He was probably watching a Colts game in HD and got freaked out.

post #47 of 87
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Originally Posted by ld111134 View Post
Here speaketh the ESPN sports columnist Bill Simmons on January 9, 2009:

The Glenn Close/Harry Carson Award for "Most improbable cross-racial/cross-gender lookalike involving a Hollywood actress and an NFL figure"I watched the Colts-Bolts game just a few hours after seeing "Marley and Me" and can confirm the following because I stared at her for two hours on a 60-foot screen: Jennifer Aniston looks like Tony Dungy. I am now convinced this is why Brad Pitt dumped her. He was probably watching a Colts game in HD and got freaked out.

this is just pure win.
post #48 of 87
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Originally Posted by justtemple View Post
this is just pure win.


The "Sports Guy" is brilliant.
post #49 of 87
The mentionned GQ photos: I wouldn't hesitate for a second...
post #50 of 87
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Originally Posted by Flambeur View Post
I mean she has it all on paper, right?

Yet absolutely no sex appeal. Zero. Seems kind of awkward and pathetic and annoying.

Weird.
You're right -- she seems awkward, pathetic, neurotic, almost completely unsexy. Despite all that, or maybe because of all that, I think she's incredibly attractive, and she's very high on my "celebrity dream fuck" list.
post #51 of 87
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Originally Posted by Baron View Post
Aniston does nothing for me, never has. She has a hot body and I'd certainly bang her, but on a celebrity scale, she doesn't even register on my radar.

Jolie was hot about ten years ago, now I think she looks scary. Her features are way too big - she's like a monster. I don't even think I'd fuck her. And I'd bet a tidy sum that she has enourmous labia (unless she's had them trimmed at the vaginoplasty clinic).

That's one of the funniest things I've ever read. I've been laughing for 10 minutes and have tears in my eyes.

On a serious note, I'd tap Aniston in a heartbeat. All those who say they wouldn't are either queer, impotent, or smokin' crack.
post #52 of 87
most of you guys are insufferable faggots and so is bill simmons. he has the voice of a castrato.
would suck aniston's asshole til the end of days.
post #53 of 87
She looks fuckin hot in that GQ pic
post #54 of 87
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Originally Posted by winston View Post
I think Jennifer Aniston's very attractive, and no less so for being 40.

Now, when it comes to female celebs that seem to have it all 'on paper' but just don't do it for me, then a top contender for that category would be Sandra Bullock.

I endorse both of these sentiments.
post #55 of 87
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Now, when it comes to female celebs that seem to have it all 'on paper' but just don't do it for me, then a top contender for that category would be Sandra Bullock.

Odd, I've heard several guys use Sandra Bullock as an example of a woman who has sex appeal above and beyond her appearance.

The example I would use is Kelly Ripa, who for some reason is 200% hotter than my brain can handle.
post #56 of 87
I can't think of another 40+ year-old female celebrity who has more sex appeal than Marisa Tomei.
post #57 of 87
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I can't think of another 40+ year-old female celebrity who has more sex appeal than Marisa Tomei.

Monica Belucci you dumbfuck.

MT doesn't even come close.
post #58 of 87
replace 'Jennifer Anniston' with 'Sarah Jessica Parker' and i'm on board with this thread. especially considering a pic of a donkey was posted.
post #59 of 87
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Originally Posted by Flambeur View Post
Monica Belucci you dumbfuck.

MT doesn't even come close.

Haha...pwned. Noob!
post #60 of 87
Would sex up, repeatedly.
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