Jennifer Aniston is one of the most unsexy celebrities... - Page 4

Originally Posted by ld111134

Here speaketh the ESPN sports columnist Bill Simmons on January 9, 2009:

The Glenn Close/Harry Carson Award for "Most improbable cross-racial/cross-gender lookalike involving a Hollywood actress and an NFL figure"I watched the Colts-Bolts game just a few hours after seeing "Marley and Me" and can confirm the following because I stared at her for two hours on a 60-foot screen: Jennifer Aniston looks like Tony Dungy. I am now convinced this is why Brad Pitt dumped her. He was probably watching a Colts game in HD and got freaked out.

Originally Posted by justtemple

this is just pure win.

Originally Posted by Flambeur

I mean she has it all on paper, right?

Yet absolutely no sex appeal. Zero. Seems kind of awkward and pathetic and annoying.

Weird.

Originally Posted by Baron

Aniston does nothing for me, never has. She has a hot body and I'd certainly bang her, but on a celebrity scale, she doesn't even register on my radar.

Jolie was hot about ten years ago, now I think she looks scary. Her features are way too big - she's like a monster. I don't even think I'd fuck her. And I'd bet a tidy sum that she has enourmous labia (unless she's had them trimmed at the vaginoplasty clinic).

Originally Posted by winston

I think Jennifer Aniston's very attractive, and no less so for being 40.

Now, when it comes to female celebs that seem to have it all 'on paper' but just don't do it for me, then a top contender for that category would be Sandra Bullock.

Originally Posted by winston

Now, when it comes to female celebs that seem to have it all 'on paper' but just don't do it for me, then a top contender for that category would be Sandra Bullock.

Originally Posted by Flambeur

Monica Belucci you dumbfuck.

MT doesn't even come close.