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At Last, Disco Ball Pants

post #1 of 41
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Always a pleasure to post new inventions here on the Style Forum, and today's pants are the greatest pleasure of them all. We found SOFT, reflective fabric that disperses light like a disco ball. Until someone invents trousers made of neon gas or constructs fabric out of pure mercury, we feel these are the most brilliant pants ever made.

Note: if you are a scientist who can convert noble gases into pants, please contact us immediately.

Consider the following usage scenarios: Vegas, New Years, anytime you crave mad, pants-based attention.

You can purchase them here.





post #2 of 41
Hmm


They also made a disco ball scarf.
post #3 of 41
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Originally Posted by Fuuma View Post
Hmm


They also made a disco ball scarf.

i like this look.


i think the disco pant used above is in cool ways, but i dont think i can pull it off. though i would think it would be great if i could.
post #4 of 41
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Note: if you are a scientist who can convert noble gases into pants, please contact us immediately.

This has to be quoted for posterity.
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post #6 of 41
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Ok, one more important photo & thought. Discriminating pants-wearers often ask, have these been Incredible Hulk tested? Yes.
post #7 of 41
looks like you are shooting a Veronica Moser video.
post #8 of 41
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Originally Posted by cordarounds View Post



Foo should have worn these for his Esquire spread!
post #9 of 41
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Originally Posted by edmorel View Post
looks like you are shooting a Veronica Moser video.

Is this some porn that I should know about?
post #10 of 41
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The porn industry hasn't discovered them yet. Currently they're worn by NASA employees as after-astronauting attire.
post #11 of 41
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Is this some porn that I should know about?

Yes, but you don't necessarily need to know about it
post #12 of 41
Thread Starter 
Let us take a brief promotional pause and direct our attention to Cordarounds.com, where these and other fine fashions can be purchased online and online only.

Now, back to important, disco pants discussion.
post #13 of 41
^nicely done, spammer.
post #14 of 41
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Some spam is tastier than others. In fact, some is organic, grass fred spam, where Spaminals aren't kept in cages and their tummys are massaged each day so, when served, it comes across entirely palatable, even savory. At Cordarounds.com, our goal is precisely that. You ought to see our blog...
post #15 of 41
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Ok, for those who insist on seeing the pants light-dispersing powers...

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