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I learned something today

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Don't eat tortilla chips then run a mile less than 3 minutes later. I feel sick.
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Also, don't eat a bunch of pizza the night before your half-marathon. I spent about 35 minutes in a port-a-potty, which didn't really help my time any.
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how does it take you 35 minutes to poop out pizza?

K
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Originally Posted by VKK3450 View Post
how does it take you 35 minutes to poop out pizza?

K

Well, I'll spare you the gritty details, but it was a cumulative 35 minutes over the 13 miles.
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I was so nervous about giving blood I didn't eat for 3 days before.
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Don't insert a suppository just before yoga class.
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don't hit your head on a shelf
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Originally Posted by JonHecht View Post
Don't eat tortilla chips then run a mile less than 3 minutes later. I feel sick.

Youneverdidtimeinthearmydidyou?
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Never take laxatives before anal sex. Or so I've heard.
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chicks in real life have boobies just like on the internet (hint: they hide them under their shirts)
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Don't eat yellow snow
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If you get pulled over by the police, DO NOT offer him a hit off your bottle of Jim Beam.
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post
If you get pulled over by the police, DO NOT offer him a hit off your bottle of Jim Beam.
Best thing is just to ask if he wants to take care of it right here. In Brainerd.
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