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post #61 of 68
8/16/09 at 4:39pm
Most definitely, someone will kick the crap out of me, for no apparent reason (which I have mentioned before). During the last seven days: Standing at a bus stop, minding my own business, thinking nothing but pleasant thoughts. A car passes by, slows down a bit and someone leans out of the window to shout, "Wanker"! The very next day, someone aims their van at me as I'm walking across the entrance to a petrol station. The window is down and I can see the two blokes inside shouting obscenities. Day after that, thinking happy thoughts as I stroll across the station platform, a woman shouts, "Arsehole"! As is usual, I'm oblivious as to what I'm supposed to have done wrong. On the plus side, I always have something to say when catching up with friends. Hang on a minute... I don't have any friends. I'm preparing myself though, with the purchase of an extra thick & heavy Aero jacket. I've asked for the heaviest horsehide that they can muster. If it was good enough for warriors of old, it'll do for me in the metropolis.
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post #62 of 68
8/16/09 at 4:55pm
I am convinced that I have a chronic kidney disease that will kill me by the time I am 40. The doc says no, but I don't believe him.
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post #63 of 68
8/16/09 at 5:04pm
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I am convinced that I have a chronic kidney disease that will kill me by the time I am 40. The doc says no, but I don't believe him.
I guarantee you, it'll be the one thing that never crossed your mind that carries you off.
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post #64 of 68
8/16/09 at 6:09pm
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up till age 25 or so, I assumed it would be violently then, up until about 40, I assumed by traffic accident now I figure a heart attack or other relativly minor medical issue that will happen to me when I am at 30,000 feet or in rural india or someplace that it will take me hours to get medical attention, and therefore I will die.
My dad was in India on business when his travel buddy had a heart attack and passed away while there was some sort of Hurricane or typhoon. They kept him in the bath tube in ice until they were able to get some help. This must have been during the early 70's though, not sure exactly as my father has since passed as well. I am predicting a heart attack as well; we don't handle stress well.
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post #65 of 68
8/17/09 at 3:09am
Knee-deep in the gore of my enemies.
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post #66 of 68
8/17/09 at 3:58am
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Originally Posted by Lear View Post
Most definitely, someone will kick the crap out of me, for no apparent reason (which I have mentioned before).

During the last seven days:

Standing at a bus stop, minding my own business, thinking nothing but pleasant thoughts. A car passes by, slows down a bit and someone leans out of the window to shout, "Wanker"!

The very next day, someone aims their van at me as I'm walking across the entrance to a petrol station. The window is down and I can see the two blokes inside shouting obscenities.

Day after that, thinking happy thoughts as I stroll across the station platform, a woman shouts, "Arsehole"!

As is usual, I'm oblivious as to what I'm supposed to have done wrong. On the plus side, I always have something to say when catching up with friends. Hang on a minute... I don't have any friends.

I'm preparing myself though, with the purchase of an extra thick & heavy Aero jacket. I've asked for the heaviest horsehide that they can muster. If it was good enough for warriors of old, it'll do for me in the metropolis.

this is not surprising if you look somewhat like your avatar in real life.
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post #67 of 68
8/17/09 at 1:35pm
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Originally Posted by JD_May View Post
Ex-girlfriend revenge. They're all out there somewhere plotting, I know it.

Don't fret so much about an ex-girlfriend killing you.
Beware, however, the Krazy Glue.
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post #68 of 68
8/18/09 at 3:41pm
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this is not surprising if you look somewhat like your avatar in real life.
So heartless and cruel
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