Posted locally. I'm tempted to respond merely to see what this woman is all about.
Date: 2009-08-12, 12:50AM CDT
Available September 1st: Not a fake ad, erotic services, or a phishing scam.
Hi! I'm a 43 yr old single female looking for that perfect male roommate to share an apartment and hopefully some fun times together. The apt. comes with everything you need except your bedroom necessities. Rent is $400 per month which includes all utilities including basic cable and broadband internet. There is a washer/dryer in the apartment so no more paying for that either! The only thing you need to pay for additionally would be food and beverages, but that could be worked out as a shared expense between us depending on our agreement. There is off street parking for you but guests will need to park on the street. I have two cats, so if you're allergic this isn't the situation for you. I'd prefer no other pets be brought in. I have a 60 " rear projection HD TV and a huge movie collection (for those nights when you just want to stay in and chill) During football season, Sunday's are for football in this house. PERIOD
What I expect from you:
You should be gainfully employed and be able to meet your rent every month without exception. Your age doesn't matter but maturity level does. I expect the person I share a home with to be responsible and mature enough to pick up/clean up after himself. I like a tidy home, but I'm not a neat freak. I'm also not your mother so I won't clean up after you. You should be attractive and clean. Of course that doesn't mean you have to be GQ cover hot. I require absolute privacy when it comes to our arrangement. No one need know but the two of us that we are sometimes more than just roommates. You should be open minded and fun, like to party (at the appropriate times) and respect the peace and quiet time when I need to sleep. You should be DD free and single. Last thing I need is a jealous/psycho/drama queen screwing with the relaxed home vibe I've created. You can date as much as you like, but if you're interested in this arrangement the only sex you should be having is with me. Before you freak out, the reason I'm looking for an arrangement like this is so neither of us have to go looking for a "hook up" and catch some dreaded STD just because we have sexual needs. That's what we have each other for. I can't have children anymore and condoms SUCK so there is a method to my madness. Guests are OK but you are responsible for them and must keep traffic to a minimum. Lastly, I'm looking for an honest, cool guy who would be above all else, a good friend. If you have kids that live with you part time, this probably is not the right living situation for you.
What you can expect from me:
To start with, Im very laid back, open minded, and fun to be around. No mood swings here! I'm not a skinny girl nor am I hideous or suffer from low self esteem so I won't need you to convince me I'm beautiful or any of that crap. However, if I ask you if i look hideous in this outfit please tell me the truth. I will respect your privacy and your things. I sometimes like to cook but don't expect to come home to dinner every night lol. I love to party when I can but I keep the traffic here to a minimum. I pay my bills on time and keep the place picked up. I do not sleep around and will honor the same agreement I've asked of you. I will relay messages when they are left for you. I take my laundry out immediately and don't let it sit in the dryer until I need it. Unfortunately for you, I'm not bisexual LOL. I won't be your "girlfriend" so you won't ever hear me ask where you are or who you're with, it's none of my business. You can expect a true and loyal friend as long as we live together, and hopefully, for a lifetime.
Sorry for the long winded ad, but I'm truly hoping to find the right situation. Email me with a photo and I will respond with mine!!!! .You can also find me at times on windows live messenger at this same email address. Happy Hunting!
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Female seeking Male Roommate w/possible benefits - 43 (North Fargo (NDSU area))Date: 2009-08-12, 12:50AM CDT
Available September 1st: Not a fake ad, erotic services, or a phishing scam.
Hi! I'm a 43 yr old single female looking for that perfect male roommate to share an apartment and hopefully some fun times together. The apt. comes with everything you need except your bedroom necessities. Rent is $400 per month which includes all utilities including basic cable and broadband internet. There is a washer/dryer in the apartment so no more paying for that either! The only thing you need to pay for additionally would be food and beverages, but that could be worked out as a shared expense between us depending on our agreement. There is off street parking for you but guests will need to park on the street. I have two cats, so if you're allergic this isn't the situation for you. I'd prefer no other pets be brought in. I have a 60 " rear projection HD TV and a huge movie collection (for those nights when you just want to stay in and chill) During football season, Sunday's are for football in this house. PERIOD
What I expect from you:
You should be gainfully employed and be able to meet your rent every month without exception. Your age doesn't matter but maturity level does. I expect the person I share a home with to be responsible and mature enough to pick up/clean up after himself. I like a tidy home, but I'm not a neat freak. I'm also not your mother so I won't clean up after you. You should be attractive and clean. Of course that doesn't mean you have to be GQ cover hot. I require absolute privacy when it comes to our arrangement. No one need know but the two of us that we are sometimes more than just roommates. You should be open minded and fun, like to party (at the appropriate times) and respect the peace and quiet time when I need to sleep. You should be DD free and single. Last thing I need is a jealous/psycho/drama queen screwing with the relaxed home vibe I've created. You can date as much as you like, but if you're interested in this arrangement the only sex you should be having is with me. Before you freak out, the reason I'm looking for an arrangement like this is so neither of us have to go looking for a "hook up" and catch some dreaded STD just because we have sexual needs. That's what we have each other for. I can't have children anymore and condoms SUCK so there is a method to my madness. Guests are OK but you are responsible for them and must keep traffic to a minimum. Lastly, I'm looking for an honest, cool guy who would be above all else, a good friend. If you have kids that live with you part time, this probably is not the right living situation for you.
What you can expect from me:
To start with, Im very laid back, open minded, and fun to be around. No mood swings here! I'm not a skinny girl nor am I hideous or suffer from low self esteem so I won't need you to convince me I'm beautiful or any of that crap. However, if I ask you if i look hideous in this outfit please tell me the truth. I will respect your privacy and your things. I sometimes like to cook but don't expect to come home to dinner every night lol. I love to party when I can but I keep the traffic here to a minimum. I pay my bills on time and keep the place picked up. I do not sleep around and will honor the same agreement I've asked of you. I will relay messages when they are left for you. I take my laundry out immediately and don't let it sit in the dryer until I need it. Unfortunately for you, I'm not bisexual LOL. I won't be your "girlfriend" so you won't ever hear me ask where you are or who you're with, it's none of my business. You can expect a true and loyal friend as long as we live together, and hopefully, for a lifetime.
Sorry for the long winded ad, but I'm truly hoping to find the right situation. Email me with a photo and I will respond with mine!!!! .You can also find me at times on windows live messenger at this same email address. Happy Hunting!
freak, I would say.
