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Have you had an unexpected sexual encounter with an inanimate object?

post #1 of 15
8/10/09 at 4:44pm
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Kind of like that Chinese guy who was banging a park bench.
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post #2 of 15
8/10/09 at 4:46pm
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whoops- was supposed to be in DT, which makes it even dumber that I put it in the wrong place....
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post #3 of 15
8/10/09 at 5:11pm
When you say "inanimate" do you mean like, permanently inanimate, or inanimate for the duration of the experience? Us married men need to know this before voting.
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post #4 of 15
8/10/09 at 8:13pm
If it's still warm, does it count?
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post #5 of 15
8/10/09 at 8:16pm
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When you say "inanimate" do you mean like, permanently inanimate, or inanimate for the duration of the experience? Us date-rape advocates need to know this before voting.

had to.
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post #6 of 15
8/10/09 at 9:32pm
million to one, doc
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post #7 of 15
8/10/09 at 9:42pm
sodomized a pine tree
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post #8 of 15
8/11/09 at 3:03am
wasn't humping a pillow when you were in your early teens a normal occurence? (just asking)
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post #9 of 15
8/11/09 at 5:39am
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When you say "inanimate" do you mean like, permanently inanimate, or inanimate for the duration of the experience? Us married men need to know this before voting.
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post #10 of 15
8/11/09 at 6:52am
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had to.

Rohypnol: not just for desperate undergrads.
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post #11 of 15
8/12/09 at 1:51am
"Does my wife count?"


--Henny Youngman, 1956
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post #12 of 15
8/12/09 at 4:52pm
I accidentally fucked the hole I made in my mattress - which was filled with raw bacon at the time.
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post #13 of 15
8/12/09 at 4:53pm
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I accidentally fucked the hole I made in my mattress - which was filled with raw bacon at the time.

You accidentally the whole thing didn't you?
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post #14 of 15
8/12/09 at 5:11pm
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I accidentally fucked the hole I made in my mattress - which was filled with raw bacon at the time.

Hmm. Curious how you made the hole in the first place, the bacon story I'll leave alone for now.
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post #15 of 15
8/12/09 at 7:46pm
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Hmm. Curious how you made the hole in the first place, the bacon story I'll leave alone for now.

It was ALL an accident.
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