Was planning to go to a party tonight...the person who is bringing me failed to mention that it is a "sauce party" (wherein the hosts provide pasta/rice/crepes/chips/whatever and you bring sauces for them).
When I found out about this last night, I skimmed this thread, took a survey of ingredients I currently had at home, and got saucing....here is my memory of what I made (feel free to

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-Didn't have any pork or beef, so I started with 4 half slices of thick bacon. Cooked them to just before crispy and set aside (leaving bacon grease in the pan instead of olive oil).
-threw in 2 cloves of garlic (sliced) followed by a diced onion, celery stalk, and carrots and cooked until soft. Also added a bunch of red pepper flakes (goal was for a pretty spicy sauce)
-1 can (28oz or whatever) of whole san marzano and 1 can crushed tomatoes with basil
-return 2 half slices of bacon (I ate the other two...) to the pot along with a bay leaf, some random dried herbs, and a few more red pepper flakes for good measure. S&P
-add a mother fuckin' potato! (in skimming this thread someone mentioned a potato...I was too lazy to go back and actually read the post but I had a potato lying around so I diced it and threw it into the sauce).
-simmered long enough for stuff to start to break down pretty good to make the next step possible
-run it all through the food mill for that awesome food mill texture (and I think it tastes better as you get rid of the solid fibers, pepper flakes, etc)
Only had a little sample as I had already eaten but it seemed pretty good (if you like spicy). Hopefully it reheats well and tastes good tonight.