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post #1 of 21
8/8/09 at 1:36pm
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Please don't ask why the fuck I saw this, and why I stayed. It was purely professional and I had no choice.


This is the worst movie I think I've ever seen.
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post #2 of 21
8/8/09 at 2:21pm
Crap, I'll admit I want to see it.
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post #3 of 21
8/8/09 at 2:59pm
Worse than Gigli? Katherine Heigl is hot. I'm sure SField will now ridicule me for saying that because she is a heinous cow in his eyes.
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post #4 of 21
8/8/09 at 3:24pm
Im gonna admit it too. I want to see it. I have no excuse to though... I think I am going to get myself a date just to see the movie.
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post #5 of 21
8/8/09 at 3:26pm
Katherine Heigl is not hot...

I do not understand this world wide obsession with her.

What is the draw here?

She has a weird shaped face, no breasts, no ass, not toned, she looks squishy like she sits on the couch all day...

Don't understand it.

But yes, the movie looks like s dumb chick flick, let me guess the ending. . .

He coaches her on how to win the man of her dreams, she starts practicing on the coach, the coach falls in love with her but it's too late because she wins the man of her dreams, but the audience wants her to end up with the coach (300 guy), and it all comes to a climax where he confesses his love for her and eventually wins her over.

There, that is 50% of most chick flick plots right there, and I just saved you $7
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post #6 of 21
8/8/09 at 3:30pm
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Originally Posted by btlaxripper View Post
Katherine Heigl is not hot...

I do not understand this world wide obsession with her.

What is the draw here?

She has a weird shaped face, no breasts, no ass, not toned, she looks squishy like she sits on the couch all day...

Don't understand it.


I dont understand you!
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post #7 of 21
8/8/09 at 3:33pm
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Originally Posted by btlaxripper View Post
Katherine Heigl is not hot...

I do not understand this world wide obsession with her.

What is the draw here?

She has a weird shaped face, no breasts, no ass, not toned, she looks squishy like she sits on the couch all day...

Don't understand it.

But yes, the movie looks like s dumb chick flick, let me guess the ending. . .

He coaches her on how to win the man of her dreams, she starts practicing on the coach, the coach falls in love with her but it's too late because she wins the man of her dreams, but the audience wants her to end up with the coach (300 guy), and it all comes to a climax where he confesses his love for her and eventually wins her over.

There, that is 50% of most chick flick plots right there, and I just saved you $7

+1 to all of it.

The script was some of the absolute worst writing I've ever seen in my life. I honestly believe that some WGA cards should have been revoked on the night of the premier of that film... what a travesty.

I hate chick flicks and sci fi equally. I don't have a problem with sentiment at all, but chick flicks assumes (correctly in most cases) the intelligence and reasoning capabilities of their audience to be somewhere near the average house cat's. I have had to see a couple chick flicks before and this was dumber than all of them, so by extension I can extrapolate that this is the worst movie ever made.
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post #8 of 21
8/8/09 at 4:04pm
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Originally Posted by btlaxripper View Post
Katherine Heigl is not hot...

I do not understand this world wide obsession with her.

Add another to the movement.
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post #9 of 21
8/8/09 at 4:55pm
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Originally Posted by SField View Post
Please don't ask why the fuck I saw this, and why I stayed. It was purely professional and I had no choice.
I hope he was kind to your mangina afterwards.
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post #10 of 21
8/8/09 at 5:01pm
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Originally Posted by SField View Post
+1 to all of it.

The script was some of the absolute worst writing I've ever seen in my life. I honestly believe that some WGA cards should have been revoked on the night of the premier of that film... what a travesty.

I hate chick flicks and sci fi equally. I don't have a problem with sentiment at all, but chick flicks assumes (correctly in most cases) the intelligence and reasoning capabilities of their audience to be somewhere near the average house cat's. I have had to see a couple chick flicks before and this was dumber than all of them, so by extension I can extrapolate that this is the worst movie ever made.

Did you not like 27 Dresses?!?
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post #11 of 21
8/8/09 at 10:07pm
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Worse than Gigli?

Gigli was mindblowing. If you've ever seen it, it's clear the writer/director thought what he was writing was brilliant. It's overstuffed with metaphor-laden dialog. It's painful, but not nearly as painful as, say, Glitter or New York Minute.
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post #12 of 21
8/9/09 at 12:06am
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Gigli was mindblowing. If you've ever seen it, it's clear the writer/director thought what he was writing was brilliant. It's overstuffed with metaphor-laden dialog. It's painful, but not nearly as painful as, say, Glitter or New York Minute.

No. Gigli was the most painful movie I've ever had to sit through. There has never been a worse movie imo.
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post #13 of 21
8/9/09 at 5:30pm
I've seen worse. Far, far worse. As long as torture porn gets made and sold to 18-year old boys, harmless chick flicks get a free pass from me.

Heigl was hot once upon a time, when she was on that alien show maybe. Dyed-blonde does not suit her.
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post #14 of 21
8/10/09 at 12:40am
I think that Heigl is generally overrated, but I also thought she looked amazing in the trailer for this film. No way I'm seeing it, though.
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post #15 of 21
8/11/09 at 6:52pm
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Originally Posted by btlaxripper View Post

She has a weird shaped face, no breasts, no ass, not toned

You sure you arent mistaking Heigl with Emma Watson??

Heigl was really hot pre-Greys Anatomy. I think she's still hot but kinda losing luster in my book.
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