How 'bout this one? I was at a mini-herf and a friend started handing out the Cuaba Salomones from that special "cushion" humidor. Anyway, we started smoking them and my ash would not fall off so then it became a stupid thing to see how long this sucker would last. Yes, we were a little bored. No, my dick is not bigger than yours. It is actually quite average. At least, I hope so.

