^^Was about to say the same thing (not that part about calls penis though :P). If they get dirty just wash them.
They look great by the way, so no harm was done. Or are you not satisfied with how they look?
I love them, just thought that they don't have as much contrast as I thought they would. Figured it was because I washed them pretty early on.
They really don't stretch that much. Personally I would go with a W33 or W32.
My waist is a hair over 32". I bought the 31s initially and could barely fit in them and they crushed my thighs and I could just barely button the top button. Exchanged it for a W32 and they fit much better around my thighs, but you can still see where the threads are stretched to their max.
I would shoot Jay over at BlueOwl.us an e-mail and give him your measurements. He's pretty darn good at this stuff.
CalTex is the (best) ''operating manager'' who make a lot of crotch shots and so does the rest actually. It's a fun contest thread, go through it and you'll find out :D
I understand this is the Internet and you can easily sit behind your desk and trash other people but I think you misread what I said. I'm fully aware of the cut and rise of the jeans I purchased. I was only trying to highlight my experience of stretching out of the jeans and the accuracy of the sizing. Someone else also pointed out the difference of the 701 and 705 in terms of shrink to fit vs prewashed which is why I specifically mentioned which ones I had purchased. I apologize if I incorrectly instructed on irrelevant washing instructions.