Girl 1: This one actually fucken worked... got it in last night
Me: Hay What's up
Her: Hey just chillin whats up
Me: Nothing much, chillin, can I ask u a serious question tho?
Her: Yea of course?
Me: Can i tap dat?
Her: Hahaha. Thats ur question?
Me: Absolutely baby what's ur answer time is of the essence
After this point she did'nt text back, and my friend that's really good friend with her called me to go run, and he was like... "ayo... did u text (*so&so*)?" Then i explained to him what i did and he was like "Oh yea cuz she thought someone stole your phone and was being an ass, she was freakin out" So i called her and I told her it was a joke, cleared things up and apologized
Then...
Her: Lol if i texted that to anyone itd be serious, lmao
Me: Lmaooo u should try it and c what u get lmao
Her: Haa! Anyway i have been kinda lonely (*myName*). Ill still take you up on that offer if ur down
Me: Wait lmao r u serious or are u tryin to get back at me for freakin u out?
Her: Idk quess ull have to figure out for urself
Me: Touche... Well plated ma'am haha
Me: In all honesty tho I would
Her: Well this just got interesting
Me: Well thanks to u it did
a good 15 mins pass while I'm waiting for my friend to go for a run, so then...
Me: Im gona asume u were tryin to get me back lmao like I said well played ma'am, well played hahahahahaha
Her: Thanks but im disappointed now lol
Me: Ayayay ur killin me (*so&so*) haha u know my answer, lmk urs
Her: I think ive made myself pretty clear..
Me: True, im gonna run right now ill call u when I get back
Her: Alright
Other attempts (epic failz but great lulz tho haha)
Girl 2:
Me: Hay wha't up its (*myName*)
Her: (*myName*)! Hiiii. Wats going on
Me: Hay! n2m what about u?
Her: At the airport, Mom is going to India. My brother dad and I are going on Tuesday
Me: Ooo cool should be fun! but can I ask u a serious question tho?
Her: Ya. Whatsup?
Me: Can I tap dat?
Her: Lol. Ur an idiot
Me: Cmon baby time is of the essence I need an answer
Her: Lol. The answer is no. Stupid. How was lab?
We studied abroad together last semester, and we had to take a summer Biomed lab cuz it was'nt possible in Europe, she did the earlier summer session, I just finished (copped the A )
Girl 3: For this next one, Me and my friend were simul-txting her and set ourselves up so that He would text her "Can I tap" and I finished with the "Dat ass?" LMAO
Me: Hay, whatsup? Just felt like sayin hi, have'nt talked in a while
Her: R u w/ (*Friend's last name)? He just texted me
Me: Huh? Nah im in my room chillin, we gonna blaze later but that's later lol
Her: Oh bc he legit texted me 2 minutes before you
Me: O wow lmao wierd o_O what chu up to tho?
Her: Nothing really, hanging with fam for my dad's birthday, you?
Me: Jus chillin in my room, was on fb b4 but was getting bored.. been really pensive lately, think I can ask u a serious question?
Her: Yeah, whats up?
Me: Dat ass?
Her: OK you guys are retarded really
Me: Cmon baby time is of the essence I need an answer
Her: Just fuckin stop! both of u
Girl 4: This girl is actually a good friend of girl 1 (the one I smashed) so I had a good laugh with this
Me: Hay what's up its (*myName*)
Her: O hey
Me: Can I ask u a serious question?
Her: Uh. . . Sure i guess lol
Me: Can I tap dat?
Her: Lmao!
Me: Cmon baby time is of the essence I need an answer!
Her: I already heard from (Girl 1) Lol but thx for the laugh
Me: Lmaooo im glad u found it funny too =)
And there we have it SF... My fun for last night... Was suppose to blaze after my run but i got to "Tap dat ass"
Me: Hay What's up
Her: Hey just chillin whats up
Me: Nothing much, chillin, can I ask u a serious question tho?
Her: Yea of course?
Me: Can i tap dat?
Her: Hahaha. Thats ur question?
Me: Absolutely baby what's ur answer time is of the essence
After this point she did'nt text back, and my friend that's really good friend with her called me to go run, and he was like... "ayo... did u text (*so&so*)?" Then i explained to him what i did and he was like "Oh yea cuz she thought someone stole your phone and was being an ass, she was freakin out" So i called her and I told her it was a joke, cleared things up and apologized
Then...
Her: Lol if i texted that to anyone itd be serious, lmao
Me: Lmaooo u should try it and c what u get lmao
Her: Haa! Anyway i have been kinda lonely (*myName*). Ill still take you up on that offer if ur down
Me: Wait lmao r u serious or are u tryin to get back at me for freakin u out?
Her: Idk quess ull have to figure out for urself
Me: Touche... Well plated ma'am haha
Me: In all honesty tho I would
Her: Well this just got interesting
Me: Well thanks to u it did
a good 15 mins pass while I'm waiting for my friend to go for a run, so then...
Me: Im gona asume u were tryin to get me back lmao like I said well played ma'am, well played hahahahahaha
Her: Thanks but im disappointed now lol
Me: Ayayay ur killin me (*so&so*) haha u know my answer, lmk urs
Her: I think ive made myself pretty clear..
Me: True, im gonna run right now ill call u when I get back
Her: Alright
Other attempts (epic failz but great lulz tho haha)
Girl 2:
Me: Hay wha't up its (*myName*)
Her: (*myName*)! Hiiii. Wats going on
Me: Hay! n2m what about u?
Her: At the airport, Mom is going to India. My brother dad and I are going on Tuesday
Me: Ooo cool should be fun! but can I ask u a serious question tho?
Her: Ya. Whatsup?
Me: Can I tap dat?
Her: Lol. Ur an idiot
Me: Cmon baby time is of the essence I need an answer
Her: Lol. The answer is no. Stupid. How was lab?
We studied abroad together last semester, and we had to take a summer Biomed lab cuz it was'nt possible in Europe, she did the earlier summer session, I just finished (copped the A )
Girl 3: For this next one, Me and my friend were simul-txting her and set ourselves up so that He would text her "Can I tap" and I finished with the "Dat ass?" LMAO
Me: Hay, whatsup? Just felt like sayin hi, have'nt talked in a while
Her: R u w/ (*Friend's last name)? He just texted me
Me: Huh? Nah im in my room chillin, we gonna blaze later but that's later lol
Her: Oh bc he legit texted me 2 minutes before you
Me: O wow lmao wierd o_O what chu up to tho?
Her: Nothing really, hanging with fam for my dad's birthday, you?
Me: Jus chillin in my room, was on fb b4 but was getting bored.. been really pensive lately, think I can ask u a serious question?
Her: Yeah, whats up?
Me: Dat ass?
Her: OK you guys are retarded really
Me: Cmon baby time is of the essence I need an answer
Her: Just fuckin stop! both of u
Girl 4: This girl is actually a good friend of girl 1 (the one I smashed) so I had a good laugh with this
Me: Hay what's up its (*myName*)
Her: O hey
Me: Can I ask u a serious question?
Her: Uh. . . Sure i guess lol
Me: Can I tap dat?
Her: Lmao!
Me: Cmon baby time is of the essence I need an answer!
Her: I already heard from (Girl 1) Lol but thx for the laugh
Me: Lmaooo im glad u found it funny too =)
And there we have it SF... My fun for last night... Was suppose to blaze after my run but i got to "Tap dat ass"
