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Originally Posted by alliswell 
Here's the plan, speaking as a married man with a mortgage and a kid and no life.
1. Dump this girl.
2. Think of the most awesome thing you could do.
3. Do it.
4. Ignore the girls you meet along the way.
5. Repeat 2-4 until some girl stops you dead in your tracks and your only possible response is to say 'You're awesome. I'm awesome too. Let's be awesome together.'
This may take a while, and you may think you're lonely, but you'll always have the reassurance that what you did with your life while you were not in a relationship was awesome. Rather than just having the memory of dogging short blonde girls in bars in every city in the country.
1. Dump this girl.
2. Think of the most awesome thing you could do.
3. Do it.
4. Ignore the girls you meet along the way.
5. Repeat 2-4 until some girl stops you dead in your tracks and your only possible response is to say 'You're awesome. I'm awesome too. Let's be awesome together.'
This may take a while, and you may think you're lonely, but you'll always have the reassurance that what you did with your life while you were not in a relationship was awesome. Rather than just having the memory of dogging short blonde girls in bars in every city in the country.
I like your style, I will take your advice to heart.
