Can I live on only $250,000 a year?

Dakota rube · Aug 4, 2009

Originally Posted by Fuuma

With 250K you can barely make it in Manhattan; I suggest canned food and evenings spent masturbating to the weather channel.

Weather Channel necessitates at least basic cable, which, when constrained to poor teger's measly quarter-mil a year, is obviously out of the question.

RyJ Maduro · Aug 4, 2009

Originally Posted by Teger

the irony of your post is that even though you're fakeposting, this is in many ways totally true

You're forgetting your assigned snark-team for this threak.

thekunk07 · Aug 4, 2009

well, it is how I express my unwanted man milk, so we can agree it's a form of expression.

Originally Posted by Fuuma

Can we compromise and call it an art, or at least a mode of expression?

BDC2823 · Aug 4, 2009

Originally Posted by Fuuma

Golf is fine, unless it's practitioners try to push it on you or present it as a sport. I don't try to pretend jerking off or darts are sports.

You're telling me that driving around all day chasing a small white ball with a club, while drinking copious amounts of beer and smoking cigars isn't the epitome of sport?

On a serious note, I don't like anyone trying to push anything on me so your point is noted and valid in my book.

dfagdfsh · Aug 4, 2009

IMO I don't think that masturbation is the most efficient use of unwanted man milk.

we need ot let the free market come up with the best use

LabelKing · Aug 4, 2009

Originally Posted by RyJ Maduro

Curious, LK, are there any cigarettes more rare/obnoxiously decadent than Shepheard's Hotel or the like? I've been having a ***** of a time trying to find my favorites, Benson Hedges De Luxe Kings.
I have taken a liking to China's Chunghwa cigarettes, which were the preferred smokes of Chairman Mao. Until somewhat recently, they were unavailable to the public. They're rather easy to get, if not somewhat pricey, in China, but they aren't available anywhere else save for certain Duty free stores. They've a lovely smell when you open the box, and pack a punch when smoked. The other good one is Panda, which has an especially long filter to compensate for the strongness of the tobacco. Chunghwa has a great graphic design for the box.

thekunk07 · Aug 4, 2009

spraying it on unsuspecting strangers newspapers on the subway is a good use. anyone want to second this motion?

Piobaire · Aug 4, 2009

Originally Posted by Teger

IMO I don't think that masturbation is the most efficient use of unwanted man milk.

we need ot let the free market come up with the best use

you could start a network of back alley, unpasteurized man milk shares

dfagdfsh · Aug 4, 2009

theres no need, the man milk market is unregulated and open to all

BDC2823 · Aug 4, 2009

Originally Posted by Piobaire

you could start a network of back alley, unpasteurized man milk shares

Are you going to offer him a subsidy?

RyJ Maduro · Aug 4, 2009

Originally Posted by LabelKing

I have taken a liking to China's Chunghwa cigarettes, which were the preferred smokes of Chairman Mao.

Oooh, those sound excellent.

When you open a pack of Chunghwa cigarettes, you can smell the bouquet of preserved plums, and they convey a fruity flavor even when alight. If smoking puts you on the road to early death, as some spoilsports say, then Chunghwas make the journey an extremely pleasant one. I would go so far as so say that, if you ever find yourself in the unfortunate position of being offered a last cigarette, make it a Chunghwa. This is a smoke to be savored like a vintage wine.

dfagdfsh · Aug 4, 2009

Originally Posted by BDC2823

Are you going to offer him a subsidy?

piobaire sources his own quite nicely

Piobaire · Aug 4, 2009

Originally Posted by Teger

theres no need, the man milk market is unregulated and open to all

QFI

Piobaire · Aug 4, 2009

Originally Posted by BDC2823

Are you going to offer him a subsidy?

I don't have excess supply, being a producer with an inelastic market.

Jekyll · Aug 4, 2009

Originally Posted by Cavalier

Self hatred must suck.

It does.

Can I live on only $250,000 a year?

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