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post #1 of 7
8/4/09 at 2:30pm
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Stolen from the BBI forum...


Next time you get on a plane flight and the guy next to you is an a-hole or the lady won't keep her kids coralled from kicking your back .... follow the instructions below ....

What to do in a flight when you have an annoying passenger seating next to you .....

1. Remove your laptop from the briefcase;
2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully;
3. Turn it on, as well as the sound;
4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking;
5. Access the Internet;
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven ;
7. Take a deep breath and open the site: http://www.myit-media.de/the_end.html
8. Observe the facial expression of the passenger seating next to you....
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post #2 of 7
8/4/09 at 3:55pm
pretty funny if you could access the internet on a plane.
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post #3 of 7
8/4/09 at 4:14pm
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Originally Posted by CTGuy View Post
pretty funny if you could access the internet on a plane.

Many airlines are currently offering this service for a small fee.
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post #4 of 7
8/4/09 at 4:28pm
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Originally Posted by CTGuy View Post
pretty funny if you could access the internet on a plane.
I guess you could change the sequence a little then...
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Originally Posted by LordWanker View Post
0. Before the flight and when connected to the internet, download this file to your computer using right-click http://www.myit-media.de/mitsound.swf
1. Remove your laptop from the briefcase;
2. Open the laptop slowly and carefully;
3. Turn it on, as well as the sound;
4. Make sure that the passenger next to you is looking;
5. Access the Internet;
6. Close your eyes for a few moments, open again and look up to heaven ;
7. Take a deep breath and open the file saved on your computer
8. Observe the facial expression of the passenger seating next to you....
9. Feel the pain of your nose pressed flat against the aircraft floor and your arm twisted behind your back by the closest air marshal
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post #5 of 7
8/4/09 at 10:19pm
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fine then.........hand the douche bag a lighter then yell "He's trying to light his shoes!!!!"
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post #6 of 7
8/4/09 at 10:25pm
Funny, but all humour about security is out of my system the moment I step into an airport. No need to add another fuck-up to the already-tedious travel experience.
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post #7 of 7
8/5/09 at 10:51pm
this belongs in an email with at least three "FW>" strings in the subject line
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