No worries mate, from the tone of your question I figured you weren't a troll. You've come to the right place to bust a lot of the stereotypes you've always heard. [
] A few others, off the top of my head: square-toed shoes actually suck. Dockers are not dressy and do not look good on anyone. Caring about clothes does not make you homo-, metro-, or tri-sexual. Faux-hawks are not your friend
It's OK to mix stripes. A suit doesn't have to be boring or uniformish. Levi's aren't very good jeans anymore, but there are people who will spend hundreds of dollars to get knockoffs from Asia
Armani suits are OK but certainly not the pinnacle of fashion. Your girlfriend does NOT know how to dress you. [/
Welcome to the board man, your wallet is going to hate you but you will look great.