Are you sure you're ready for the synthese fashion commitment?
Each morning, the first thing synthese does (before rolling off his lay of the night) is enter his walk-in closet full of high end clothing items. Nay, to call it a closet is a misnomer, for it is more of a walk-in room, or as we normals call it, a room. Assorted along the walls of this walk-in room is an array of outfits assorted by 'genre' Again, more misnomers, because for a man like synthese, outfits are but mere costumes for the various stages that make up his life.
Say that today the costume of the day is fashionable time-traveler from the near future? Say that one ill-chosen fashion choice crumbles the entire facade. Are you willing to chrono-log your pieces by their future year of possible fashion implication? If not, you might not be ready to dress like synthese. He is a man who's mere clothing choices have influenced and swayed entire styleforum thread cultures. Who even remembers the 3-zip these days? Bows1? Don't make me laugh.
If Stanley Van Buren is the light, then Synthese is the shadow. One can't be the shadow of a shadow. Which is a big reason I didn't order a second TOJ 4-zip MDR. The Mona Lisa of styleforum had already been painted.