he only made the table because you are a blue balling bitch and he's desperate to get some out of you. in his haste he forgot about the sander. there will be splinters. have fun with that.
ur like the fifteenth girl he's brought there in the past year. some gem.
he only loves you when you're wet.
frozen eggo waffles. and you ate the blueberry ones for dinner last night while he was 'working late'.
really? that turns you on? you deserve to die.
daniel has no idea how to fix a boat. daniel's grandfather also kept his creepy awkward 50s era porn on that boat, which you get to discover out at sea. on the leaky boat. good times.
gabriel is getting in touch with his feminine side. good for him. he also likes knitting with four needles and putting doilies under everything in the house.