Also lol my dad. In the process of moving some stuff home while I look for a new place and my dad raids my bags for clothing to wash, citing that I'm "a dirty person who never washes his pants."
Anyways I get back a little while ago and he's folding my clothes and as he's folding these nonnative cropped cargo pants (it has huuuge pockets) he goes: "What is this made in japan shit? It's so hard to fold. Why did you buy this? It's like some shit samurais wear"