Originally Posted by thisisblex
random fashion thought occurred whilst browsing b&s but how does a pair of dior homme jeans from 2006 only get worn 2-3 times?
He slips into his Diors only on his birthday. Lights a candle or two, then enjoys a steak by himself for an hour while listening to dusty Bob Dylan records his dad gave him. When the steak is finished, he places the dishes in the sink, slips out of his jeans, and falls asleep, a satisfied lump on the bed.
This is a big moment for him, a rare moment. For he was born on February 29th. Those jeans have to wait another four years for the next steak and Dylan. But it will be worth the wait.